I've got IM evidence! I submit to the court:

amireal: So-- oh mistress of photoshop... *bats lashes*
siriaeve: I am not the mistress of Photoshop
amireal: You are!
siriaeve: I am Photoshop's bitch, perhaps
amireal: I BELEIVES IN YOU
amireal: Either way, wanna start poking and prodding?
siriaeve: But I's no good, Ami!
amireal: icons, banners, book covers
siriaeve: Poking and prodding what?
siriaeve: Eep.
amireal: mood themes?
siriaeve: A mood theme?

See! Poking! Prodding! THREATS OF VIOLENCE.