To be honest, Colonel, all we'd have to do is measure the smog levels in downtown LA. It's not traffic fumes at all—it's just the remnants of your hairspray addiction, wafting across Santa Monica Boulevard.

And I'm very close to giving you an inappropriate answer. I'm sure you know what inappropriate answers are, Colonel, given that your answer to that particular question of mine (and I cannot be held culpable for my actions! I was very very high) was "Dog tags and a grin, Rodney."

-RM