Am I reading this correctly? Did you just voluntarily talk about your feelings? You, Colonel "I've Been Known to Spend Twenty Minutes Saying 'How 'Bout them Mongooses' to Kate Heightmeyer" Sheppard?

I and my manly ejaculations are astonished and suspicious. Have you been letting any alien priestesses drug you lately? Are both your pupils equal and reactive? Do you have any urges to sing excerpts from musical theatre in the gate room?

-RM