akukorax was telling me that supposedly Rowling wrote the ending—and by that I assume the epilogue—YEARS ago. So maybe she was just like, "Well, I could revise it, BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT MAYBE NOT." Those names, God. *cries*

But yeah, the rest of the book sounds so much like her. I mean, really a lot. With the actually funny stuff AND the soppy stuff, AND the bad tendencies to infodump and have lots of, "I, the Dark Lord" or "I, Remus Lupin" or "I, the Half-Blood Prince" statements. I will be really surprised if it's not real.

Either way, I can't wait to find out.