Guess Who?

[trinityofone]

Who is that masked man on the left?



Why, that would be Neville Longbottom (or rather, his RL counterpart, Matthew Lewis). NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM.

Did I just BLOW your MIND?

akukorax certainly blew mine when she sent me that image last night. (Warning, capslock and abuse of exclamation marks and spelling follow.)

Trin: WHAT
PLEASE TO EXPLAIN THE PICTURE YOU JUST SENT ME
Korax: IT IS NEVILLE!
THAT IS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE
Trin: NO WAI
Korax: I KNOW I CANNOT GET OVER IT!!!
Trin: NO WAI!!!!!!!!
Korax: INOHUH!!>
Trin: ahh, he's a year younger than my brother! *feels like a perv*
are you SURE that's him?
*confuzzled*
Korax: yeah
Trin: because neville is adorable!
but that picture is very...bond james bond
Korax: it's at the premiere of the latest film!
*shrugs*
Trin: my mind is officially blown
er. good job growing up, matthew!

I had to show Cool Roommate, too.

CR: Do you think they'll sue him for breach of contract?
Trin: Right— "We're sorry, but you've gotten too hot!"

I HAVE NEW SYMPATHY FOR ALL THE WEIRD PEOPLE WHO FIND THEMSELVES UNCOMFORTABLY ATTRACTED TO DANIEL RADCLIFFE/TOM FELTON/BARELY LEGAL ACTOR OF YOUR CHOICE.

*reassures self that he is only five years her junior, and her mom is likewise a cradle-robber five years older than her dad*

Comments

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

HOLY MOTHER OF HOTNESS.

[kangeiko]

*blink*

*blink*

*blink blink blink blink*

'scuse me, my brain just melted down.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

As of last month he's 18, baby! ;-)

[minotaurs.livejournal.com]

I don't think that's Matthew Lewis. Similar, but look at the nose in this pic from imdb...

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I understand your doubt, but it honest-to-God is. These pics (http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=78952&st=0) make it clearer; there's also video (http://www.fanpop.com/spots/harry-potter/videos/79060).

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Yes! *restrains self from making inappropriate sandwich comment*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Yes! Though I actually liked the Remus icon from that batch the best. (That was pretty, man.) I really need to clean out/reorganize my icons. Especially with the new goody you just made.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

*suddenly jealous of you*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Oooh, excellence! Thank you! Damn, the 7th movie is going to rock SO HARD.

(Side note: I love that once again, Robert Pattinson manages to look like he hasn't slept in approximately nine years. Heh.)

These ones...

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

...yeah? (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/13745443.html)

[suzy_queue]

Sweet! *g*

[thefirstnet.livejournal.com]

OMG, THAT'S NEVILLE!!!!!!! WTH?! He is far, far too hot to be Neville. I mean, after the last book, he deserves some hottness, but that's just a bit too far!!!!

[summertea.livejournal.com]

How in the WORLD did they pick all these actors? THEY ALL GREW UP TO BE RIDICULOUSLY GOODLOOKING.

[mystisblom.livejournal.com]

Holy mother of god, I think I just drooled over a boy 9 years my junior *feels so dirty*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Mugatu-orchestrated conspiracy?

[zelempa.livejournal.com]

I think that actually could be the same suit (the color in the vid is off, makes the blacks look brown). I think they're both at the HP5 premiere. And I think that TOTALLY IS NEVILLE WOW. I mean: look the mouth. (Uh.... not that I am.)

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

Here via toft_froggy and my brain has gone all melty into goo at that picture. NEVILLE, OMG. DUDE. As these kids get older, I find it easier to crush on them, despite being a bazillion years older than them.

[eleveninches.livejournal.com]

I don't know if anyone else has said this, but I met him once (long story) and he's incredibly good-looking IRL. He looks nothing like the character of Neville.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

You used the icon of glee! YAY!

The one thing I've been sort of sad to hear in this thread is that they really have been "uglifying" him for the movies more than I thought (although movie!Neville is still adorable!). I liked it better when it was a case of awesome blossoming, because Neville is my favorite and I want to imagine him kicking ass (trufax!) and making all the girls (and a good number of the boys) in his herbology class swoon.

...

I can still picture that in my head, right?

[mercurydraconix.livejournal.com]

This does not surprise me. Because in my head, Neville's grandmother bears a striking philosophical resemblance to Auntie Mame, and therefore taught him jazz piano, swing dancing, and how to mix a perfect martini.

And he's good at all of them, only nobody at Hogwarts knows because who else in the wizarding world but Grandma Longbottom cares about jazz and swing?

Lots of people probably care about martinis, but the kids are all too young to drink, and not really rebellious in that sort of way.

[crimsonclad.livejournal.com]

Sorry DannyRad: that guy is going to look WAAAAAAAAY hotter holding the Sword of Gryffindor. omg.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Don't tell anyone, but I find Daniel Radcliffe's head to be too small for the rest of his body! He's like a backwards bobblehead! It's weird, yo!

Mr. Lewis, however, is *cough* very well proportioned.

[ifylla.livejournal.com]

WHAT? NO. NO WAI.

*squints*

i have to go watch the movie again, just to be sure.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

No, it's a different tie, different event, in the meantime I've seen other photos of him with that tie.

Re: These ones...

[kerrypolka.livejournal.com]

Yeah!

I would add more commentary but those pictures sort of make my brain melt down into Cookie Monster "OM NOM NOM NOM" mode.

...

OM NOM NOM NOM!