I'm gonna need more information on these celebrity sightings. For example - Sean Penn. Crazy grunting asshole or perfect gentleman? Maria Shriver - Skeletor, Y/Y? Marcia Cross - could you snap her like a twig?

Flan should come in and buy something at the bookstore not only to cement his #1 position of awesome but so that we can all read what he's reading. Because we're . . . uh . . . crazy :D