in my head, when he is not acting or tweeting or being The Puppet Master, the dude reads

I suspect this is not just in your head! (Er, and by that, I mean reality, not, like, in your head and my head and the heads of thousands of fangirls.)

When I worked at bookstores in college and afterwards I think the most exciting person we got was this well-known D.C. newscaster. But he rode a Harley and wore a leather jacket, so he was pretty cool anyway.

Oh, we also got Scientologists once. That almost started a riot.