... dude, you got into X-Files fandom by meeting David Duchovny?! *is totally jealous, as self only got the X-Files as her first fandom by catching Little Green Men on TV and then happening to mention this fact to a rabid X-Phile friend*

Other than that, I am amused at how many of those are at least partly applicable here, too. (Though I must admit I didn't like LA when I was there. Yeah, I'll be hiding over here. Heh.)