--if my aunt never ran into her old friend David Duchovny at a health food restaurant in Brentwood and introduced me, actually, because that's the ass-backwards way I got into The X-Files.
Eeep, that's so awesome. :))

The first story I ever remember writing was about a Tyrannosaurus Rex who ate all his friends, then was very sad and lonely, and so vomited them back up and everyone lived happily ever after
That's strangely endearing. Did he have a name?

But why are you even listening to me? I'm a virgin who can't drive. ;-)
I'm really amused. Also, same here on both counts. :)

xxx