I don't know his surname. Our love is doomed from the start!

IYGaMaC came out as late as '85? Huh. Seems to me like it's existed forever. (And for me, it kinda has.) You should go and read it standing up at the bookstore--truly a classic piece of children's literature.

How young were the kids in your German class? 'Cause, I mean--I know what the Garbage Pail Kids are, and they (er, the other students, not the GPK) couldn't have been much younger than I am, right?