I actually started a Rodney/Teyla story, which was why monanotlisa made me the icon. But it shorted out midway through the sex, goddammit. Still, I'm gonna try to go back to it someday, because I seem to share your bizarre need to make Rodney into an utter ho. I mean, the other day, I spent several solid minutes contemplating the possibilities of Rodney/Lorne. *headdesk*

I always end up feeling bad for John, though. Poor poor John and his slutty, slutty boyfriend...