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trinityofone ([personal profile] trinityofone) wrote2005-12-20 05:50 pm
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*hums* I think this one...

...is mostly filler.

Allow me to elaborate:

1. Okay, so nothing, pretty much NOTHING could possible compare to 'Grace Under Pressure'--I think it would have actually had to be the "Sheppard and McKay declare their true feelings for each other, have exorbitant amounts of sex, then join the rest of the gang for a musical EXTRAVAGANZA wherein Zelenka has a solo in which he slides across the dance floor on his knees to run his hand up Elizabeth's thigh and glitter rains down from the ceiling and coats everyone's eyelashes and we freeze-frame on a long, slow kiss and possibly there are tap-dancing penguins" episode for it to even come close. *breath* And since it wasn't I'm glad it also wasn't actually all that good so I don't have to feel unfairly disgruntled toward it.

2. That said: blah blah blah whatever, this was totally just an excuse to refresh their supply of drones, wasn't it? Those drones are going to show up later and we're all supposed to go, "Ooh! Continuity! Those are the drones they got in 'The Tower'!" Except the episode served no other purpose at all, so no, no continuity kudos for you. *neener*

3. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LEFT MCKAY TRAPPED. I mean, obviously, he's fine, but could we please conclude things a little more thoroughly? One episode in three with a thorough conclusion--it isn't much. A semi-thorough conclusion. One shot of Shep giving Rodney a manly hand up out of the hole, okay? Seriously: that's all I ask.

4. Okay, I lied. I ask this: can we stop with Sheppard being just randomly slutty? You're giving the Shep!Whore fanon credence, and it's irritating. This incidence seemed especially gratuitous: I understood (and am actually still rather intrigued by) Chaya, and even the woman from the Village of the Bland in 'Epiphany' made some sort of sense--dude, that place looked so boring, I might have slept with her, just to break up the monotony. (Plus, that Chosen One stuff is always a good line.) But this chick? Obviously no sort of connection at all, and my God, such an airhead--the McKay in me is most bothered by that, I think. And slashy stuff aside, it just felt so out-of-character to me that Sheppard would just bang some random alien floozie: he works so hard to keep people at a distance, and I can't see him wanting to let anyone that close, even for casual sex. I'd much rather have him be "mysteriously drawn" to a billion more semi-Ascended women, 'cause that at least makes sense. But then maybe I'm just proving once and for all that I'm not a guy: is any sex good sex? Really? *spreads estrogen everywhere*

5. The title of this episode is cool. I went into it wishing that it would have something to do with the Tarot card meaning(s) of the Tower--it's the freakiest card in the deck, symbolizing false structures, false institutions and false beliefs coming crashing down: suddenly, violently, and all at once. [Watch me paraphrase.] And while there may have been some of that for the people of Not!Vancouver, none of that cool, violent disruption had any impact or significance for our people. There was no character development for any of them at all, and I think that's what bothers me most about this episode. It could have been about a team of any four (then five) people on an alien planet--that's how nonexistent the character development was. How disappointing, especially after last week--guh.

Still, it will all be (nearly) worth it if icons appear of either a) 'And then they made me their chief' Sheppard or b) Teyla in one of those omnipresent (well, in Berkeley) Che Guevara shirts. Or maybe just Teyla in a beret. That'd be cool.

Also, someone needs to write fic to explain why Sheppard is suddenly SUCH A HO. Psychoanalyze him, baby! I'd love a trip through his crazy-beautiful mind.

[identity profile] coreopsis.livejournal.com 2005-12-20 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I would pay good money to see #1. No, I mean really obscene amounts of money.

You're giving the Shep!Whore fanon credence, and it's irritating.
That actually pisses me off because I've hated that fanon SO HARD for over a year now. So, my theory is that since we never actually see the sex, he always pulls away and breaks it off right after the fade to black. Whether he sasy s"Oh sorry, I can't because my boyfriend will kill me" or just "oh sorry, I can't because I don't know you and I have massive intimacy and abandonment issues already." I don't care why he doesn't do it, I just don't think he does it. But if the writers want to prove me wrong by having him lying in bed naked and smoking a cigarette saying "Wow, that hot dirty sex I just had was awesome!" then they are more than welcome to try.

[identity profile] coreopsis.livejournal.com 2005-12-20 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
oh yeah, sorry about my insane typing. I hope it's still readable. :)

[identity profile] trinityofone.livejournal.com 2005-12-20 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I would just about sell my soul for a proper SGA musical at this point. Yup. Or what's left of it, anyway. *eg*

Outside the crackest circumstances, I hate Shep!Whore, too. What the heck is it supposed to be based on? I mean, I get that he's really hot and that he flirts with anything that moves (and judging from the dummy in 'Duet,' with inanimate objects as well). But he SO CLEARLY strives to keep people at a distance, to the point where he gets really freaked out and confused when people flirt back. I don't believe that he's had sex with anybody in Atlantis except for Rodney, I really don't.

I was saying to [livejournal.com profile] inthekeyofd that I don't want to be too denial-prone--to plug my ears and go "la la la" whenever something that contradicts my OTP takes place. But [livejournal.com profile] amireal pointed out that what's really annoying about this episode is not that Sheppard had sex with some girl, but that he had sex with some girl when it was really, extremely, INTENSELY STUPID to do so. So yes, I would really really like it if someone wrote something to explain why Sheppard is willing to start things with these women and then call it off prior to the actual act. Personally, I'm gonna wrack my brain, but... *really does not need to be writing any more fic*

[identity profile] coreopsis.livejournal.com 2005-12-20 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
What the heck is it supposed to be based on?
That's what I've never understood.

But he SO CLEARLY strives to keep people at a distance, to the point where he gets really freaked out and confused when people flirt back. I don't believe that he's had sex with anybody in Atlantis except for Rodney, I really don't.
Exactly. There so many things that just don't fit.

So yes, I would really really like it if someone wrote something to explain why Sheppard is willing to start things with these women and then call it off prior to the actual act.
Do you mind if I let this percolate and see if anything come of it? I seem to be at loose ends right now anyway...



[identity profile] trinityofone.livejournal.com 2005-12-20 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
No, PLEASE, PLEASE DO. I have a stupid-shallow idea for a coda, but I'm at a loss for any sort of rational explanation. I'd love to see what you would come up with.