Um. I. Kept looking up the aforementioned R. McKay in the customer inventory, along with the J. Sheppards, and worked out how far apart they lived from one another, and idled away many hours when I should have been working

...just to butt in and say:

At my old job, I sometimes had to envelope-stuff form letters, and we had to pp them and there were hundreds of them and they were really boring and sometimes mostly I would pp them from fannish people? The number of auditors who may have received letters from eg Londo Mollari is... way too high.

*shamed*