Sorry, back now from illness (long story) and New Year's excesses (longer one). If you're still up for Brokeback soon, I'd love to...

the dulcet tones of David Hewlett shrieking "Oh, wicked! This is all porn!"

Ahh! When does he say that? ...Can he say it to me?

Is that the campanile in the background? Oh, that wins.

Yeah, monanotlisa made it for me. *cackles madly*

Though, since McKay is a Scottish surname after all... *pauses to consider snarky Scottish astrophysicist instead of snarky Canadian* Mmm.

Actually, this is quickly becoming very disturbing to me. Although I do like sdraevn's stories with Rodney's insane Scottish pa.

coming up with weird AUs where they returned from Atlantis and had to live in a witness protection programme in Ireland. Because you know, it's safer here, with the less gun crime. Or something. And they couldn't live together, because it wouldn't be safe omg! Even though. You know. They kept their actual names.

Eeee. I do not totally want to write this story with you. Except I really, really do. *bites nails*