...I prefer completely hopeless (and hopefully invisible) crushes, myself *g* It saves so much effort.

I would say "pretend you are John or Rodney and want to seduce someone", but Rodney would go for the brute force attack ("Want to have sex? Go on, you know you like me really" &c) and John would either try to be charming and wait for the object to hurl itself upon him, or be incredibly dorky. Not really the rolemodels you want *g*