Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret?

[trinityofone]

Recently linked to on my flist: Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms. It's very...special.

Anyway, I think we should have a contest. Whoever can use the most of these in a fic--with bonus points if the fic isn't utter crack, and if the euphemisms aren't just being listed (although a little of that would be okay by me *g*)--wins. At like, everything. Ever.

Go! Willy the one-eyed wonder worm, Herman von Longschlongstein, Buster McThunderstick--not to mention Prince Everhard of the Netherlands (royalty, no less!)--command you!

ETA: aurora_84 has pointed out that the fannish hivemind strikes again! *boggles*

I'm not, like...obligated to sign up for that now, am I?

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Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, Miss Lucy went to heaven, the steamboat went to hell--

o operator, please give me number 9, and if you disconnect me, I'll kick you in the be--

hind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Lucy slipped upon it, and fell right on her as--

sk me no more questions, tell me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their fl--

ies are in the meadow, bees are in the park, Miss Lucy and her boyfriend, are kissing in the DARK! DARK! WHAT A LARK!

Uh, yeah. Run.

[siria]

Oh, we have something similar here. It was a skipping game.

*nostalgic* Oh, for the days when I could manage a double skipping rope with ease.

clearly, my playground subculture was more advanced than yours.

[alie]

Mine went like that up to:

ies are in the meadow, bees are in the park, Miss Lucy and her boyfriend, are kissing in the D-A-R-K DA

RK is like a movie, a movie's like a show, a show is like a TV set and that is all I kn

ow I know my maaaaw, I know I know my pa, I know I know my sister and her forty acre bra!