*chants 'one, two, three, four, i declare an ass war'*

Hmm. It has a certain ring to it. Though I have a shocking lack of icons of Rodney's ass. Perhaps I shall use one of him being competent with a gun instead? Because oh yes.

I would write porn! But it would be the most horrifically unsexy porn in the history of unerotic erotica. (Try saying that very fast)