Re: PS: I know, but it always sounds so awkward when I try to adhere to that. Can you think of a non-awkward way to phrase it, which I can then copy and use forever and ever?

Re: PPS: *is more than a little horrified* Wow. You must have been really bored. *g* And thank you? I...I can't even read that stuff anymore. Although it has been, jeeze, FIVE YEARS since I wrote most of that, so...

*prays she will keep getting better and not backslide*

Anyway, I'm really glad you like this. I started writing it because I was like, "I miss hetsmut! Breasts!"...and then there ended up not being any smut at all. Whoops?