Clearly Nyles Chapman should have sex with Julian Lodge, because their love would be so canon!

Nyles would come to Julian 'Dude, you need to help me, I want to sue those bitches for letting my boyfriend die! +emo tear+'
At first Julian would be all 'omgewgay' but then he would be 'omgwillbefamousforthis' and then he would help Nyles and they'd have very gay sex. In the end Julian would declare his true love to Nyles in court and they would kiss in front of everyone and then there would be applauding! Oh! And a teary eyed woman. At least one.

I don't know about First Monday, but Black Death is so bad that that totally could happen.