You could be a NE expert! They had some random guy (ahem, a doctor) commenting on whether or not various celebrities' boobs are real. It was all like: "Well, I dunno. They kind of look fake."

NE and WWN work confetti sounds like it would be fun, actually! I wish we got WWN here. I need some MAN BITTEN IN HALF BY SHARK—AND LIVES! in my life.