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[trinityofone]

I am soooooooo boriiiiiiing.

Anyway, help me out with something for work! We're putting together our Alternative Oscar Ballot. This means I need to think of humorous categories and five entries for each for this year's (past, current, and upcoming) films. Past examples include:

BEST PERFORMANCE BY ONE OR MORE RODENTS
Mr. Jingles in The Green Mile
Stuart Little in Stuart Little
The rats in The Bone Collector
Mickey Mouse in The Hand Behind the Mouse: The Ub Iwerks Story
Sean Penn in Sweet and Lowdown

or

OVERPRAISED '70S DIRECTOR WHO MOST CLEARLY DEMONSTRATED HE'D LOST TOUCH WITH REALITY
Stanley Kubrick for Eyes Wide Shut
Peter Hyams for End of Days
Martin Scorsese for Bringing Out the Dead
Robert Altman for Cookie's Fortune
George Lucas for Star Wars: Episode I—The Phantom Menace

Thank kind of thing. You know, funny and clever. Two things I am (at least currently) not.

So. Any suggestions?

Also: does it bug people that I ask for help with this sort of thing? I've been worried that it might be annoying, but LJ is such a good resource. Still, please tell me if it's annoying. And really, I'll try to post something interesting soon.

ETA: I don't actually need more rodent suggestions—that was just an example. We're actually looking for new categories. Sorry for any confusion!

Comments

[tipsywitch.livejournal.com]

Best use of Eyeliner in a supporting Role ( Jack Sparrow?????)

Most drivel made of an excellent book - (The Da Vinci Code?)

Best Monk is a supporting Role

Most miscast male lead ( Tom Hanks as Robert Langdon in The Da Vinci Code?????)

Ooop sorry, dismounting high horse now...

Best use of bubbles in a supporting role


Oh I need a drink...

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I love the idea of "Best Monk." Were there any other monk movies? 2006 should have been a big year for monks!

[tipsywitch.livejournal.com]

Could you count Nacho Libre?