Haha, that makes it sound like I died. But at least I went to heaven!

This reminds me of two jobs ago. Whenever Bossman fired anyone (which was frequently), he wouldn't tell the rest of the employees. He'd wait for one of us to ask, "Hey, where's Sue?" And then he'd intone, "Sue...[long dramatic pause]...is no longer with us." I was always surprised he didn't start saying, "Sue...has been sent to live on a nice farm in the country..."