When my old office closed, I just remember looking at all that paper and thinking I'd rather have had the two dollars and change it probably cost. It would have been worth a hell of a lot more.

I'm sorry.

And someday? Will someone PLEASE realize that being chatty and friendly doesn't make a layoff any better? Christ, I hate people who smile while they tell you it's over, and tell you to keep your spirits up because everything will be ok, now sign here and remember not to fuck with us or will cut your COBRA and I'll wear a frowny face back to the hotel tonight.

I'll keep you in my good thoughts.