*facepalm* Also, because I had a brainspasm on the present tense thing and forgot there was an actual fic attached to this:

I'm just beyond terrible at guessing styles but if I had been even remotely willing to take a guess, it would have been you, for the esoteric trivia. I thought to myself, this is totally the kind of crack trinityofone comes up with all the time but I have no faith in my own random thoughts. Also, I failed to notice the entire Buffy thing which should have given it away, at least partway. Also, I like when Rodney is overthinky, because it should be hard for him to turn it off, and I like when boys are a little crude because I went to college with a bunch of boys who sorta forgot I was a girl and they would be the biggest pigs around me and y'know, I kinda miss them. So boys talking bluntly, especially military boys, really rings true to me. Aces. :D