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[trinityofone]

Scene: trinityofone's Fables tutorial, a little after nine a.m.

Tutor: Let's talk about symbols. Say you have a candle. What does that represent?
trinityofone: A penis.
Student Who is NOT Batshit Insane: Light.
trinityofone's brain: No talking. Ever. Again.

Y'all wish you were in my class, doncha?

Also, GIP. siriaeve makes the bestest icons, doesn't she? Yes.

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[birdsflying]

re: that student. Argh - scotland, scotland, you blithering moron! And I'm bloody *South African*.

But yeah, it probably would have been bad if I'd verbalized the full extent of my reaction, which started with, "Why" and ended with "are you such a moron?"

I uh. May have said that in my outside voice before. A couple times. And I may have also involved their parentage (thankfully more of the Monty Python Hamster than actual wedlock etc) and maybe a few curses. Uh.

I have the social skills of Rodney more times than I care to admit too.

Yes - witness the all pervading GLEE! :g:

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Argh - scotland, scotland, you blithering moron!

And he meant PERMANENTLY, too. That whole decapitation thing? It was just a RUSE.

I have the social skills of Rodney more times than I care to admit

But secretly, this makes us awesome, right? RIGHT?

[wychwood]

*nods hopefully*

[birdsflying]

And he meant PERMANENTLY, too. That whole decapitation thing? It was just a RUSE.

Well, you know - if you SEWED it back on, I'm sure it would have been FINE. :sings Oliver Cromwell by the Pythons:

But secretly, this makes us awesome, right? RIGHT?

It totally does! We'll harrage anyone who says otherwise until they cry. :nods:

I really must find/make a Rodney icon like your 'why was I born...' one for all those posts where I want to reach through the screen and disconnect people's internet etc.

[birdsflying]

Also, on the subject of Charles I? The most interesting thing about King Charles I was that he was 5 foot six inches at the start of his reign and 4 foot 8 inches at the end of it.

I once accidentally serenaded a bus with this song. Thankfully it was in Prague and thus not everyone present understood English.