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[trinityofone]

Scene: trinityofone's Fables tutorial, a little after nine a.m.

Tutor: Let's talk about symbols. Say you have a candle. What does that represent?
trinityofone: A penis.
Student Who is NOT Batshit Insane: Light.
trinityofone's brain: No talking. Ever. Again.

Y'all wish you were in my class, doncha?

Also, GIP. siriaeve makes the bestest icons, doesn't she? Yes.

Comments

[birdsflying]

Hah! I hate those moments of 'Ooops, that was my outside voice, wasn't it?' If it helps, I'd probably have said the same.

That icon fills me with glee.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Seriously, this HUGE IMAGE of Rodney and John standing next to one of those ridiculous taper candles from 'The Brotherhood' popped into my head, and the next thing I knew...

I feel so sorry for my tutors: either I'm trying to seduce them, or force them into early retirement. Or both.

At least I have gleeful siriaeve icons. *g*

[wychwood]

laughs hysterically and embarrassingly right in the middle of the computer lab

I feel so sorry for you! Those "straight-to-mouth-without-brain-intervention" moments are always such fun...

*offers comforting chocolate*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

With a different tutor for the same class, I said something about theory being a "giant wank session."

Oh yeah. I rule.

*offers comforting chocolate*

The day someone figures out how to YSI chocolate will be a very happy day indeed.

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

Ahahahha I have so totally done the exact same thing! (Well, the reference was a lamp-post, but still. Heh.) And I actually think being in your class would rock quite a lot.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Vice versa! Though I think there must be a law somewhere, prohibiting too many fangirls from attending the same university--it would disrupt the natural (boring) order of the universe or something.

Hmm, lampposts. My brain:

Lamppost-->Narnia-->Tumnus-->Faunsex.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

... I do wish I were in your class.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

By our powers combined...oh, what wonderful chaos we would create!

*laughs, somewhat maniacally*

[cimness.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahah.

i kind of do wish i was in your class.

i think that kind of thing all the time, but i never say it out loud...

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I suspect that my internal monologue is broken. Or maybe just leaky.

Fangirl University would be the best place ever, wouldn't it? Hmm. *ponders funding and land grants*

[stellahobbit.livejournal.com]

You said that out loud?

*hands you a gold star and a 'Get Out Of Tutorial Free' card*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Out loud, not loudly, thank goodness. Of course, it was only eight of us in a tiny, tiny room, so everyone still heard me--they could just politely pretend to ignore it.

'Get Out Of Tutorial Free' card

*treasures it* 'Cause yeah--did I mention that this class is at 9 a.m.? I need, like, 11 hours of sleep every night--that is way too early for me. ;-)

[mandysbitch.livejournal.com]

Dude, it is *totally* a penis and everyone was thinking it even if you were the only one saying it. Surely these idiots have *heard* or Freud even if they haven't read him.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar but most of the time it's a freaking penis!!!!

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar but most of the time it's a freaking penis!!!!
I think that is my new life motto.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

So the candle is a penis and I am a beacon of truth? *likes this theory*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Eeek! There's an image!

*tries not to remember the column she had to edit and that the campus newspaper subsequently printed that described vaginas as "hairy axe wounds"*

I'm both scarred for life and vastly amused.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Raise your hand if you need a rewind-delete button for life!

[once again, please see icon]

[lordelessar.livejournal.com]

If there was ever a sign that you needed to get laid, this is it.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

What, this? This, and not the COPIOUS amount of porn?

*shakes head* Whatevers...

;-)

[aurora]

*dies laughing*
Expecially since I can completely see myself doing/saying that as well. And yes, that shot from The Brotherhood was one of the first things that popped into my mind. *giggle*

SGA has corrupted me...

Also, bestest icon ever. :D

[cereta.livejournal.com]

Why do I not have students like you? Why?

[darcydodo]

Happy happy, joy joy!

Also: you are doing fables. Yay.

[strifechaos.livejournal.com]

That was totally what everyone was thinking though. I know it's what I would have thought first, and depending on the company might have said. Hee.

I'd of liked to be in the class just to see the reactions everyone had to that statement. *grins*

[etben.livejournal.com]

For my part, I tend not to actually say things, but I'm really bad at controlling my responses to things that other people say, whether they're unintentionally funny or blindingly stupid. I mean, I - I snort. Or giggle. Or make faces of disgust whenever someone says something like, for example: 'animals can't possibly have minds because everything they do is entirely survival oriented'.

My mother points to this as Reason No 1 Etben Is Not Dating Anyone: She's Tactless Like A Tactless, Tactless Thing, Or Possibly Like Her Father.

Although, you know, the candle probably does represent a penis. Most of them do.

(here endeth the drive-by, lurkerish comment)

[someinstant.livejournal.com]

So I took this class on the history of revolution and rebellion in Mexico during my sophomore year of college, and at one point in the semester we were discussing the leftist movements of the 1950s and 60s in the wider geographic region. And my professor, an extraordinarily cool woman who wound up being my thesis advisor even after my total lapse of decorum, started talking about Che Guevara and the Cuban revolution and such, and put up a picture of Che on the overhead.

"So-- why, exactly," quoth my professor, "were some of the ideals of the Cuban revolution were so well received in certain circles within Latin America?"

And I was totally going for the sotto voce comment, but alas. "Because Che's fucking hot?" wound up broadcast across the classroom.*

Oh, the idiocy.

* Did I mention I went to undergrad in Georgia? I love my state, sure-- but it's not precisely the best place to express an appreciation of either Che's politics or his ass.