Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret?

[trinityofone]

Recently linked to on my flist: Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms. It's very...special.

Anyway, I think we should have a contest. Whoever can use the most of these in a fic--with bonus points if the fic isn't utter crack, and if the euphemisms aren't just being listed (although a little of that would be okay by me *g*)--wins. At like, everything. Ever.

Go! Willy the one-eyed wonder worm, Herman von Longschlongstein, Buster McThunderstick--not to mention Prince Everhard of the Netherlands (royalty, no less!)--command you!

ETA: aurora_84 has pointed out that the fannish hivemind strikes again! *boggles*

I'm not, like...obligated to sign up for that now, am I?

Comments

Re: it sucks to be me

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OK then *puts it on list, tags it "t.o.o."*

YAYS!

ack, that song is evil *cries*

ONLY BECAUSE IT'S SO TRUE!

Didn't you like your old layout? I loved those colours.

I liked it tons, too, but this one matches my pretty banner. *points* See?

Re: it sucks to be me

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Erm. Your header. Are those dots supposed to be moving? Like snow falling upwards?

:S you probably didn't read it, but I got a new screen :S all my icons look crap :S had to change my own layout because it hurt my eyes :S blah :S I miss the lovely colours :S the end :S