Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret?
Mar. 13th, 2006 01:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
trinityofoneRecently linked to on my flist: Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms. It's very...special.
Anyway, I think we should have a contest. Whoever can use the most of these in a fic--with bonus points if the fic isn't utter crack, and if the euphemisms aren't just being listed (although a little of that would be okay by me *g*)--wins. At like, everything. Ever.
Go! Willy the one-eyed wonder worm, Herman von Longschlongstein, Buster McThunderstick--not to mention Prince Everhard of the Netherlands (royalty, no less!)--command you!
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aurora_84 has pointed out that the fannish hivemind strikes again! *boggles*
I'm not, like...obligated to sign up for that now, am I?
Anyway, I think we should have a contest. Whoever can use the most of these in a fic--with bonus points if the fic isn't utter crack, and if the euphemisms aren't just being listed (although a little of that would be okay by me *g*)--wins. At like, everything. Ever.
Go! Willy the one-eyed wonder worm, Herman von Longschlongstein, Buster McThunderstick--not to mention Prince Everhard of the Netherlands (royalty, no less!)--command you!
ETA:
aurora_84 has pointed out that the fannish hivemind strikes again! *boggles*I'm not, like...obligated to sign up for that now, am I?
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Date: 2006-03-13 01:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-03-13 01:47 pm (UTC)Just try not to get me permanently banned, because no place for writing would drive me crazy.
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Date: 2006-03-13 02:16 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-03-13 02:19 pm (UTC)*returns to
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Date: 2006-03-13 02:22 pm (UTC)I can't pay the rent, I can't pay the rent...
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Date: 2006-03-13 02:26 pm (UTC)Translation from the geek: I plead ignorance
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Date: 2006-03-13 02:40 pm (UTC)HAIR BOW: I can't pay the rent! I can't pay the rent!
MUSTACHE: You must pay the rent! You must pay the rent!
HAIR BOW: I can't pay the rent! I can't pay the rent!
MUSTACHE: You must pay the rent! You must pay the rent!
BOW TIE: I'll pay the rent!
HAIR BOW: My hero!
MUSTACHE: Curses! Foiled again!
And it's funny! No, really!
Anyway, I'd love to see John & Rodney try to explain that one to Ronon! Or "You remind me of a man." Aww, geeze. Do you know "You remind me of a man"?
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Date: 2006-03-13 04:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-03-13 04:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-03-13 04:47 pm (UTC)Also, I've just spotted what you've changed your LJ name to. *cries laughing*
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Date: 2006-03-13 04:54 pm (UTC)Ooh! Ooh! Do you know "Miss Lucy"?
I've just spotted what you've changed your LJ name to. *cries laughing*
*beams*
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Date: 2006-03-13 04:58 pm (UTC)... I know someone called Lucy, but I don't think that's what you mean.
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Date: 2006-03-13 05:06 pm (UTC)o operator, please give me number 9, and if you disconnect me, I'll kick you in the be--
hind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Lucy slipped upon it, and fell right on her as--
sk me no more questions, tell me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their fl--
ies are in the meadow, bees are in the park, Miss Lucy and her boyfriend, are kissing in the DARK! DARK! WHAT A LARK!
Uh, yeah. Run.
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Date: 2006-03-13 05:14 pm (UTC)*nostalgic* Oh, for the days when I could manage a double skipping rope with ease.
clearly, my playground subculture was more advanced than yours.
Date: 2006-03-16 01:53 pm (UTC)ies are in the meadow, bees are in the park, Miss Lucy and her boyfriend, are kissing in the D-A-R-K DA
RK is like a movie, a movie's like a show, a show is like a TV set and that is all I kn
ow I know my maaaaw, I know I know my pa, I know I know my sister and her forty acre bra!
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Date: 2006-03-13 01:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-03-13 01:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-03-13 01:29 pm (UTC)"Buster McThunderstick"? Someone's wishful thinking...
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Date: 2006-03-13 01:42 pm (UTC)Hell no! I'm posting BandAU later today! I get a free pass for the rest of the week!
"Buster McThunderstick"? Someone's wishful thinking...
Tonight on 60 Minutes! The ridiculous names men use for their penises in a nefarious attempt to reduce women to limp, giggling, easily-sexed heaps! Also, a squirrel who can waterski! After these messages!
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Date: 2006-03-13 01:50 pm (UTC)The ridiculous names men use for their penises in a nefarious attempt to reduce women to limp, giggling, easily-sexed heaps!
I think "giggling" is the key word here. It's easier to sex someone when they're collapsed on the floor laughing, I guess. Even if they are laughing at you. Also: waterskiing squirrel? Where? I want one!
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Date: 2006-03-13 01:57 pm (UTC)It is the Band AU, and it is AWESOME.
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Date: 2006-03-13 02:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-03-13 01:54 pm (UTC)Before I do. Oh, God.
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Date: 2006-03-13 01:59 pm (UTC)... hey ... hmmmmmmmm - hey, think of the possible profit! *gets starry eyes*
... you don't really NEED to finish uni, do you ...
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Date: 2006-03-13 02:15 pm (UTC)... you don't really NEED to finish uni, do you ...
I do if I'm ever going to be able to answer that age-old question, What Do You Do With a B.A. in English? (http://s48.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3GI17W1J9XQ313JN76CYV2DX2J) Although I have a bad feeling about that, to be honest...
it sucks to be me
Date: 2006-03-13 02:27 pm (UTC)OK then *puts it on list, tags it "t.o.o."*
Ah yes, America, the hotbed of college rock *listens* no wait, that sounds like The Producers ... ack, that song is evil *cries*
Didn't you like your old layout? I loved those colours.
Re: it sucks to be me
Date: 2006-03-13 02:34 pm (UTC)YAYS!
ack, that song is evil *cries*
ONLY BECAUSE IT'S SO TRUE!
Didn't you like your old layout? I loved those colours.
I liked it tons, too, but this one matches my pretty banner. *points* See?
Re: it sucks to be me
Date: 2006-03-13 04:04 pm (UTC):S you probably didn't read it, but I got a new screen :S all my icons look crap :S had to change my own layout because it hurt my eyes :S blah :S I miss the lovely colours :S the end :S
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Date: 2006-03-13 01:54 pm (UTC)Daniel = Penis. Its all so clear now.
*klo*
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Date: 2006-03-13 02:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-03-13 02:10 pm (UTC)*klo*
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Date: 2006-03-13 02:28 pm (UTC)Perhaps even in Chinese ;P
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Date: 2006-03-13 02:39 pm (UTC)*klo*
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Date: 2006-03-13 02:57 pm (UTC)*klo*
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Date: 2006-03-13 03:03 pm (UTC)Cameron: has major mancrush on Teal'c.
Is that correct? ;-)
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Date: 2006-03-13 03:06 pm (UTC)*klo*
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