How do you say 'random' in Czech?

[trinityofone]

•Does anybody know a good place to find/translate Czech phrases? I need a couple of Czech prayers for Zelenka to say. Where oh where is my babble fish?

•The problem with having written a 25,000 word story is that you then have to edit a 25,000 word story.

•A little scene from the other night:

Trin is walking up a large hill with her parents to view 4th of July fireworks. There have been several other hills prior to this.

Trin's Dad: *feeling the burn* Oh, good--more butt action!
Trin & Trin's Mom: *look at each other* *burst out laughing*

Later that same night, my mom was also heard saying, "Wow! Look at those enormous balls!" (She was talking about huge globular flowers.)

•A little scene from this morning:

Trin's Mom puts the kettle on and then disappears. It starts to whistle desperately. Trin runs across the house like a huge dork and shuts it off.

Trin's Dad: Wow! You could be a firefighter.
Trin: Heh. Firefighter AU.
Trin's Dad: Huh?
Trin: Uh...there was an episode of SG-1 where they were all firefighters.
Trin's Dad: Has there been an accountant AU? There should be an accountant AU.
Trin: *starts picturing John as the kind of lazy, effortlessly good with numbers accountant, and Rodney as the uptight, frenzied, brilliant accountant, and they make mad accountant love*
Trin's Dad: And they should all be named Morris.
Trin: I hate you.

•I just wrote copy about La Toya Jackson. My life is surreal.

Comments

[amireal.livejournal.com]

Parents just have this talent for ruining it don't they?

*pets*

Did you see the completed porn?

And god, your job is alternatively fun and just mean.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

The porn is COMPLETE? OMG, where? Your fic journal? I should probably wait to read it until I'm home...maybe.

Ah, no, my parents can be pretty amusing, actually. When they're not driving me crazy.

That describes my job perfectly. *nods*

...Any story notes yet? Sorry to prod!

[amireal.livejournal.com]

Yes, in ficjournal.

and god, just woke up...

...biggest note? I totally don't get John's motivation or emotions. And I get that he's a little mysterious... but by the time he rolls over ontop of Rodney... there's just not enough to not make that creepy and faintly Brokeback Mountainy... which doesn't work because Rodney himself hasn't really thought/felt/realized it yet.

So it's totally out of nowhere.

*props you up* Remember, not the end of the world.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I forgot that even with the time difference, you're on a totally different sleep schedule than me. Take your time.

It actually is supposed to be kind of creepy (and Brokeback Mountainy! Hee!) but I am possibly not conveying it in the right way. Can we talk more in e-mail?

[amireal.livejournal.com]

Yep, just give me time to make your shiny tea and nab some breakfast.

eh, I should be waking up a bit earlier, but all that physical activity, plus last nights late night porn fest threw me. Achy legs make me sleep ickier and longer.

*stumbles off for tea*

Czech

[shusu.livejournal.com]

http://www.udayton.edu/mary/images/art04.jpg
Good: Hail Mary in Czech. Bad: Picture file. >.<

http://www1.ocn.ne.jp/~infinite/pages/_Earth.htm
Same problem. But you click and you get audio?

http://www.czech-language.cz/translations/bible/bible.html
Latin Bible. But oooh, a copy of R.U.R. on the same site... *distracted*

Re: Czech

[shusu.livejournal.com]

http://incolor.inebraska.com/stuart/lp_cze.htm
Here we go! Lord's Prayer.

Re: Czech

[shusu.livejournal.com]

Erm, Wikipedia has a better copy of the Lord's Prayer.

Re: Czech

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

These links are all fantastic; thank you so much!

[lallybroch.livejournal.com]

http://www.locallingo.com/countries/czech_republic/language/10_phrases.html

I'm not exactly sure if this what you're looking for, but I've used this in the past. And I think "Fun Czech Phrases!" is hilarious, for some reason. :-)

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Hee! That's hilarious. Not quite right for this, but definitely something I'll hold in wait for another time. Thanks!

[neery.livejournal.com]

There was an episode of SG1 where they were all firefighters!!? The things I missed.

I thought you were kidding at first, but then I thought I'd better google it before I start laughing and end up looking like an idiot, and, um, it is real?

The problem with having written a 25,000 story is that you then have to edit a 25,000 word story.

*sighs* So true. For the last five months, I've been trying to edit a 23.000 word story that took me three weeks to write.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I would NEVER joke about the firefighters! *g*

And yeah, editing. Ami and I are going through the same thing with out 70,000 word behemoth. But still, I hope you finish soon, 'cause I want to read it!

[neery.livejournal.com]

That story does not want to be finished. First I was jossed and had to spend some time rewriting, then cesperanza wrote a story with so many similar scenes except better that I decided I needed some more revision so that people wouldn't think I was ripping her off in a really clumsy way, and then z_rayne did the same thing with a different plot thread.

So by now I'm stuck with a monster that doesn't even resemble the first version much anymore it's been rewritten so much, and it feels kind of like three different stories smudged into one, with bumps and cracks where the edges didn't quite match.

Also, it was written several months ago, and I improved enough during that time that I cringe at parts of it.

On top of that, one of my betas has a newborn baby, one has a really hard time at work, one has a really hard time privately, and with one I totally didn't manage to reply to both her emails in time because I was feeling depressed, and now I feel kind of embarrassed about asking her again.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

*our behemoth. What was I saying about editing again?

[of-evangeline.livejournal.com]

Do your parents do weddings or parties?

And to distract you from La Toya, I give you John with a pancake on his head.

[shusu.livejournal.com]

*bunny nibbles it*

last try, seriously!

[of-evangeline.livejournal.com]

You know I'm powerless against this bunneh!

*froths and uses Podney to counter attack, although the bunny probably still wins*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Ralph!

[of-evangeline.livejournal.com]

Um, Johnnypancake again!

My resources are limited. But they are potent, oh yes.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Potent indeed!

*counteracts with Tyk*

[of-evangeline.livejournal.com]

*is puddle*

I know when I'm defeated. Although Johnnyninja might want revenge. After all, this is more than just a dropped spoon.

Re: last try, seriously!

[shusu.livejournal.com]

*bunny loves Podney with bunny nips and fuzzy bunny slouching*

Re: last try, seriously!

[of-evangeline.livejournal.com]

*cuddles them ALL*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

They do Bar Mitzvahs!

I think if you stare at that icon too long, you go insane. *g*

[of-evangeline.livejournal.com]

John: This must be what going mad feels like.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

That theory makes a scary amount of sense. *shivers*

And oh, man...that story wins.

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

Sent you an email! (Hope you get it...)

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I did indeed! *g* And likewise, I hope you got mine...

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

I did! And I just replied to it. *g*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

*waits patiently for the e-mail gods to smile down upon her*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I still haven't gotten anything! WTF?

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Let me try to resend. GRR.

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

Check again...

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

Sent something else to you, have you gotten it yet?

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Yes, thank you, I have to finish something else and then I'll reply. (Don't ask me why I'm on LJ. *g*)

mad accountant love

[maribouquet.livejournal.com]

I love it that your dad knows what AU is and can use it in a sentence.

Re: mad accountant love

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lemon_lyman_/]

Your icon just made me wet myself a little. The jury is still out as to whether it was from the funny or the fear (Oh, god! mum as a man! eep!)

Re: mad accountant love

[maribouquet.livejournal.com]

I hope it was from the funny! You can thank beingothrwrldly for that - she made it for me. (My words, her mad icon skills.)

[whiskeypants.livejournal.com]

don't forget, there's always honza.

[kalpurna.livejournal.com]

OMG I want the accountant AU so hard.

[hypothalamus.livejournal.com]

Completely seconded.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

I just wanna see where Ronon ends up in the Accountant AU.

There should be a challenge. Just, get all the SGA authors, sit them in a room, and make them write EVERY AU possible. Get over with. Not like it won't happen eventually anyway.

Everyone is listening to "John the Revelator". It's weird.

[nuptse.livejournal.com]

Ha! I love family fen stories.

My mother's actually the one who finally tipped me over the edge into SG:A.
Us, wathing the shuttle this weekend:
me *watching Space Shuttle sitting on launch pad*: Seriously! Is this the best we can do? Hope shit doesn't fall off and smack us in the face? NASA have got to all be stoned! This is the equivalent of driving cross country in a '78 Cutlass with a cracked block and bailin' wire holding the muffler on!
ma: Yeah! Where's Rodney when you need him?

[lavvyan.livejournal.com]

say... did that souvenir ever arrive? *worries*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

No, not yet. But sometimes the mail is slow? (Thank you in advance, BTW!)

Just in case you ever decide to write an accountant AU...

[maribouquet.livejournal.com]

Rodney's Favorite Shirt - Goes Great With The Green Plastic Visor!