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[trinityofone]

I have writer's block and am bored. Give me prompts for porn? No guarantees, but I'd LOVE to write some smut. And it is nice to read, yes?

*pokes sadly at flist*

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[looking4tarzan.livejournal.com]

*pokes back*

prompt: hanging out washing

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

If you wanted to cheer me up? I could handle some John/Rodney. Velvet. Steam. Kangaroo.

(ha, get porn out of THAT).

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Frighteningly, the first thing that springs (ha: "springs") to mind is a horrifying SGA/Tank Girl fusion. Er, but I don't think I'm quite strong enough to go there...

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

a horrifying SGA/Tank Girl fusion

oh, wow, but I would love you forever if you did.

(after all, nobody's saying anybody *has* to have sex with a kangaroo!)

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

But that's the first place my brain went! WTF, brain!?

I'm actually wishing I'd seen Tank Girl more recently.

[no-detective.livejournal.com]

I second that. Because John is totally Tank Girl and Atlantis is his tank.

[cincodemaygirl.livejournal.com]

Yes. And obviously Rodney is cranky, can-fix-anything Jet Girl.

[liviapenn.livejournal.com]

HE SO IS.

You know, Trin, if you wrote this, you can NOT change the names. Rodney and John can still be boys and everything, but their names have to be Tank Girl and Jet Girl. :D

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

I have been on a blind/blindfold/lack of seeing kick lately, for whatever reason.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I think I may have something for you by tomorrow...maybe tonight...

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

*edge of her seat*

*facepalm*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

It's not actually porn. (http://trinityofone.livejournal.com/94414.html)

[maribouquet.livejournal.com]

How about something with Rodney and John and a flashlight under the sleeping bag(s)?

[lillian78.livejournal.com]

Prompt: Rodney trips and skins his knee

[amireal.livejournal.com]

dvd extra.

*koff*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I know, but I'm broken on that right now. Everything I've started breaks. You have no idea how depressed I am about writing right now.

Anyway, I keep hoping that something new will jump-start me...

[amireal.livejournal.com]

sequel porn?

*innocent*

Not the one you were writting... but the "omg I never thought I'd ever see you!" porn.


Or possibly just PM finding out. Because he SO should find out.

[amireal.livejournal.com]

*hides random wip*

[amireal.livejournal.com]

It's uh... an AU... which I dont' know if I'll ever get back to.

But there is curling teaching! And kissing on the ice!

[ferret-kitty.livejournal.com]

Yes, this is brilliant. I love your ideas honey_babes. ^_^

[shusu.livejournal.com]

a woman doms Rodney.

bonus if it's a canon gal.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I am intrigued by this. Doms in what way? Be specific! *g*

[shusu.livejournal.com]

(I blame justabi, fyi.)

But it would depend on the woman, wouldn't it? I can't see Laura or Elizabeth or Teyla or Kate or Simpson or Miko doing it in quite the same way, or for the same reasons.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Agreed. But what would you prefer? For the first three, especially.

[shusu.livejournal.com]

I am DEEPLY hormonal right now. I would love any of them.

...I would love Rodney desperate, and unable to verbally admit it. I would love him on the edge of humiliation and unable (or unwilling) to confront that as usual. I want his hands shaking. I want him to translate the deep respect and closet chivalry he has into his deep personal kink to be given a *purpose* and to edge out his personal boundaries because he was asked nicely. I want his heart to pound because his spent his life objectifying women because he didn't think he could have them, and now the tables are turned and he *likes* it.

And I am totally not answering the question, am I? XD

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

John finds out that Rodney is the Eleventh Doctor and they run off together in the TARDIS and have sex on the grating floor.

Also, John wanting to fly the TARDIS with Rodney sooo not letting him, Teyla breaking it by accident, Ronon going for a run and getting lost, and Elizabeth knocking on the door loudly, demanding they get back to work.

No idea. *shrugs*

[boochicken.livejournal.com]

Muppets!

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

I just want more of Rodney's retarded cat!

[zabbers.livejournal.com]

mmm, Dispatch

[4amcoffee.livejournal.com]

*seconds*

[grey-bard.livejournal.com]

Oooooh! Human Vacillation-verse mind-bendy porn!

[cryptocat.livejournal.com]

Oh god yes! What Grey Bard said.
Maybe Vacillation!John and Rodney's first time?

[claire.livejournal.com]

You're probably overwhelmed by prompts, but I've been having a recurring vision of Rodney running his fingers over John's jawline, feeling the prickle of stubble with his fingertips and tracing the line of John's lips with his thumb.

[lavvyan.livejournal.com]

You know, you still owe me Betty/Emmett/Brendan. ;p