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trinityofone ([personal profile] trinityofone) wrote2008-05-15 02:46 pm
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While we’re on the subject of big gay love…

…and I know, when AREN’T we; but nevertheless, here’s my car magazine's contribution, as annotated by myself and Siria:

Trin: "the most popular way to navigate the entrance to Upper Helldorado is to line up nearly straight into the crack and drop in from the slightly off-camber lip as shown"
Siria: ... i'm pretty sure i've read fanfic with that line
actually, i would bet money dean's used that metaphor when talking about sex
Trin: *snort*
dean secretly reads my magazine and masturbates!
Siria: you know he does
those cover models get him hot
Trin: *stifles laughter*
Siria: *beams*
Trin: i wish there were some way i could have an icon that says "dean winchester masturbates to my magazine" and not have it just be confusing
if i had skills, i could photoshop a tiny copy of chevy high into a picture of him making a lust face!
Siria: hee
Trin: “Climb in and straddle the crack.”
ahahaha, oh god, it keeps going:
“Once you’re at the end of the crack, you’ll need to turn left while keeping your passenger tire into the big rock outcropping. Try to keep the sidewall pressed into the part just above the vertical portion.”
Siria: ... hahahahaha
Trin: car guys like it rough!
“if you gently ease down, it’s not as scary from the driver seat as it looks from the outside.”
“Many try to squeeze between the rocky outcrop and the sheer wall on the front/right, but it always results in body damage or getting wedged.”
Siria: HAHAHAHAHAH
oh my god
Trin: i may need to post this entire article
Siria: it's a thing of beauty

[identity profile] sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com 2008-05-15 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwww, poor Dean. We wouldn't want body damage or wedgies! Clearly he should not squeeze between anyone's rocky outcrop and their sheer wall, especially while straddling the crack.

craaaack.

[identity profile] trinityofone.livejournal.com 2008-05-15 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
There's another article this month about something called the "Devil's Crack" which you have to learn to rim. I'm afraid this may be what Dean has to look forward to if he doesn't wiggle his way out of his current jam tonight.
cybel: (Dean Thumbs Up)

[personal profile] cybel 2008-05-17 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

Actually, just seeing you guys post about Dean and the Impala pretty much turns me on, too.

[identity profile] turtlespeaks.livejournal.com 2008-05-15 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously, you should write a fic where Sam starts reading outloud from a car magazine he finds and Dean starts getting all uncomfortable and shifting around in his seat.

IT WOULD BE AMAZING FOLKS! :D

[identity profile] trinityofone.livejournal.com 2008-05-15 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam has always wondered why Dean locks himself in the bathroom when he gets a new issue.

[identity profile] turtlespeaks.livejournal.com 2008-05-15 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if he always said it was because the lights in the motel bathrooms where the brightest, it still didn't account for all the muffled noises.
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[identity profile] trinityofone.livejournal.com 2008-05-15 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I keep hearing about this (specifically a story where the Impala turns into a woman), and yet NO ONE EVER LINKS ME.

Ahem.
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[identity profile] trinityofone.livejournal.com 2008-05-15 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, now I'm just confused. Confused and...yes, that's what that feeling is: fear. I am afraid.
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[identity profile] jade-dragoness.livejournal.com 2008-05-15 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
and sometimes SGA?

*squints at you* Have you not read the fic of Rodney's glowing healing cock? *demands*
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[personal profile] reginagiraffe 2008-05-15 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
No! How on earth did I miss that one!? Link, please?

[identity profile] jade-dragoness.livejournal.com 2008-05-15 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Fic found here (http://sardonicsmiley.livejournal.com/65300.html#cutid1).
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[personal profile] reginagiraffe 2008-05-15 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
TYK!



(Er, that's "Thank you, kindly" in case you're not in Due South fandom.)
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[identity profile] jade-dragoness.livejournal.com 2008-05-15 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Fic found here here (http://sardonicsmiley.livejournal.com/65300.html#cutid1).

No, I have not. Though I have read ones where the Metallicar ends up being a Transformer, and another where Dean and the Metallicar end up becoming bonded until damage to one transfers to the other.
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[identity profile] jade-dragoness.livejournal.com 2008-05-15 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I do like Metallicar fics. *grins*
siria: (scc - cameron gun)

[personal profile] siria 2008-05-15 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Never let it be said I don't do anything for you: http://ryuutchi.livejournal.com/228534.html :D
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siria: (sga - john gloried)

[personal profile] siria 2008-05-15 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a badass with Google! \o/

[identity profile] cobweb-diamond.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
I will seriously give imaginary internet prizes of great value who can take clips from this article and make it romantic.

P.S. AWESOME.

[identity profile] droolfangrrl.livejournal.com 2008-05-16 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
there's one where the impala becomes a transformer

and another where the impala and the dad's truck have babies...