While we’re on the subject of big gay love…

[trinityofone]

…and I know, when AREN’T we; but nevertheless, here’s my car magazine's contribution, as annotated by myself and Siria:

Trin: "the most popular way to navigate the entrance to Upper Helldorado is to line up nearly straight into the crack and drop in from the slightly off-camber lip as shown"
Siria: ... i'm pretty sure i've read fanfic with that line
actually, i would bet money dean's used that metaphor when talking about sex
Trin: *snort*
dean secretly reads my magazine and masturbates!
Siria: you know he does
those cover models get him hot
Trin: *stifles laughter*
Siria: *beams*
Trin: i wish there were some way i could have an icon that says "dean winchester masturbates to my magazine" and not have it just be confusing
if i had skills, i could photoshop a tiny copy of chevy high into a picture of him making a lust face!
Siria: hee
Trin: “Climb in and straddle the crack.”
ahahaha, oh god, it keeps going:
“Once you’re at the end of the crack, you’ll need to turn left while keeping your passenger tire into the big rock outcropping. Try to keep the sidewall pressed into the part just above the vertical portion.”
Siria: ... hahahahaha
Trin: car guys like it rough!
“if you gently ease down, it’s not as scary from the driver seat as it looks from the outside.”
“Many try to squeeze between the rocky outcrop and the sheer wall on the front/right, but it always results in body damage or getting wedged.”
Siria: HAHAHAHAHAH
oh my god
Trin: i may need to post this entire article
Siria: it's a thing of beauty

Comments

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Sam has always wondered why Dean locks himself in the bathroom when he gets a new issue.

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

Even if he always said it was because the lights in the motel bathrooms where the brightest, it still didn't account for all the muffled noises.