trinityofone (
trinityofone) wrote2006-01-03 10:22 pm
Oh, the crack.
Beckett: Rodney, I have some bad news.
McKay: Oh, wonderful. What am I dying of this time?
Beckett: You're not--
McKay: Meningitis? Tuberculosis? Avian flu?
Beckett: I can say with confidence that I don't think you're at risk for any of those diseases.
McKay: *folds arms* Oh, and why is that?
Beckett: Because they're human illnesses.
McKay: ...
Beckett: I know it's a shock, but these results seem to indicate that your planet of origin is not, in fact, Earth.
McKay: *sputters* I was born in Toronto, Canada! Last time I checked, that's on Earth!
Beckett: Actually, according to this you were born on Barcelona.
McKay: Barcelona?
Beckett: According to the Ancient database it's a nice little planet where...
McKay: 'The Barcelona McKays...'*faints* *passes out*
Beckett: Well, I suppose he took that rather well.
And...scene!
No, seriously. If you write me alien!McKay, I will...give you a cookie. Or write you something. As long as it's not a paper on Daniel O'Connell; I already have to do one of those...
McKay: Oh, wonderful. What am I dying of this time?
Beckett: You're not--
McKay: Meningitis? Tuberculosis? Avian flu?
Beckett: I can say with confidence that I don't think you're at risk for any of those diseases.
McKay: *folds arms* Oh, and why is that?
Beckett: Because they're human illnesses.
McKay: ...
Beckett: I know it's a shock, but these results seem to indicate that your planet of origin is not, in fact, Earth.
McKay: *sputters* I was born in Toronto, Canada! Last time I checked, that's on Earth!
Beckett: Actually, according to this you were born on Barcelona.
McKay: Barcelona?
Beckett: According to the Ancient database it's a nice little planet where...
McKay: 'The Barcelona McKays...'
Beckett: Well, I suppose he took that rather well.
And...scene!
No, seriously. If you write me alien!McKay, I will...give you a cookie. Or write you something. As long as it's not a paper on Daniel O'Connell; I already have to do one of those...
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Someone did a cartoon cross-over of these two the other day... I don't remember who or where, but I could probably find it if you haven't seen it?
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All these spacey shows mesh too well! It's just encouraging us! And by us, I mean me. *g*
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All these spacey shows mesh too well!
*cough*
*pimp pimp pimp*
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Oh, please write an SGA/DW crossover. Pretty please?
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*is glee*
T-H-I-S M-U-C-H
And more!
I think I will clean up the Tyk thing and post it for you, even though it is boring. You deserve something, even if it's just a tease.