Oh, the crack.

[trinityofone]

Beckett: Rodney, I have some bad news.
McKay: Oh, wonderful. What am I dying of this time?
Beckett: You're not--
McKay: Meningitis? Tuberculosis? Avian flu?
Beckett: I can say with confidence that I don't think you're at risk for any of those diseases.
McKay: *folds arms* Oh, and why is that?
Beckett: Because they're human illnesses.
McKay: ...
Beckett: I know it's a shock, but these results seem to indicate that your planet of origin is not, in fact, Earth.
McKay: *sputters* I was born in Toronto, Canada! Last time I checked, that's on Earth!
Beckett: Actually, according to this you were born on Barcelona.
McKay: Barcelona?
Beckett: According to the Ancient database it's a nice little planet where...
McKay: 'The Barcelona McKays...' *faints* *passes out*
Beckett: Well, I suppose he took that rather well.

And...scene!

No, seriously. If you write me alien!McKay, I will...give you a cookie. Or write you something. As long as it's not a paper on Daniel O'Connell; I already have to do one of those...

Comments

[wychwood]

Ahahahaha, icon OF DOOM.

Someone did a cartoon cross-over of these two the other day... I don't remember who or where, but I could probably find it if you haven't seen it?

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I think I saw it. Although I'm still trying to find (again) the one with the Daleks from a couple months ago...

All these spacey shows mesh too well! It's just encouraging us! And by us, I mean me. *g*

[wychwood]

Daleks? I think I must have missed that one!

All these spacey shows mesh too well!

*cough*

*pimp pimp pimp*
multiverse2004 is a great 12-step program for people with the urge to write cross-overs for space shows! Meet like-minded writers! Explore strange new worlds! It's not until next summer, but there's still the last two years' worth of stories...

[fureux.livejournal.com]

that icon has melted my brain.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

That's all tardis80, I just appropriated it for my own evil purposes...

[20thcenturyvole.livejournal.com]

Dude, I just want to read Rodney finally meeting someone much, much smarter than him, and just as smug and with as huge an ego. Mmmm...

[saturnalia.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Oh, please write an SGA/DW crossover. Pretty please?

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

An alien who gets his nutriets from semen?

*is glee*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, I love you SO MUCH right now. Your references were not too vague AT ALL; I was giggling before the end of the first sentence. How much does the world need more SGA/Hitchhiker's crossovers?

T-H-I-S M-U-C-H

And more!

I think I will clean up the Tyk thing and post it for you, even though it is boring. You deserve something, even if it's just a tease.