Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret?

[trinityofone]

Recently linked to on my flist: Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms. It's very...special.

Anyway, I think we should have a contest. Whoever can use the most of these in a fic--with bonus points if the fic isn't utter crack, and if the euphemisms aren't just being listed (although a little of that would be okay by me *g*)--wins. At like, everything. Ever.

Go! Willy the one-eyed wonder worm, Herman von Longschlongstein, Buster McThunderstick--not to mention Prince Everhard of the Netherlands (royalty, no less!)--command you!

ETA: aurora_84 has pointed out that the fannish hivemind strikes again! *boggles*

I'm not, like...obligated to sign up for that now, am I?

Comments

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

I cannot wait. Totally worth getting a horrible grade on this essay! *squee*

[siria]

Think of it as inspiring you to even greater academic heights! When you graduate, you can look at your degree and think "The gay porn exploits of a fictional Canadian astrophysicist and his fictional American flyboy stealth-geek boyfriend helped me gain this!" It will be a proud day for us all.

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

Very true, very true. I do, however, dread trying to explain it to my mother.

[siria]

Show her David Hewlett. I'm sure she'll understand.