Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret?

[trinityofone]

Recently linked to on my flist: Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms. It's very...special.

Anyway, I think we should have a contest. Whoever can use the most of these in a fic--with bonus points if the fic isn't utter crack, and if the euphemisms aren't just being listed (although a little of that would be okay by me *g*)--wins. At like, everything. Ever.

Go! Willy the one-eyed wonder worm, Herman von Longschlongstein, Buster McThunderstick--not to mention Prince Everhard of the Netherlands (royalty, no less!)--command you!

ETA: aurora_84 has pointed out that the fannish hivemind strikes again! *boggles*

I'm not, like...obligated to sign up for that now, am I?

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[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I've managed to pick most of that up through the ~two seasons I've watched, and through that wonderful process known as fannish osmosis! I'm a little less clear on Cameron, though. Mostly I just know:

Cameron: has major mancrush on Teal'c.

Is that correct? ;-)

[klo-the-hobbit.livejournal.com]

Cam has a major crush on all of SG1 really. Hes a big old fanboy. I find the prospect of Teal'c having sex to be a little scary so I prefer to go with Cam/Daniel. Plus the fact in the latest episode, Cam decided him and Daniel were going to beam down to a planet together for a little "quality time". How can I ignore a gift like that?
*klo*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Nope! Cam is just coooool. Watch Farscape first.