Mad Dog Flan Says: More Earporn!

[trinityofone]

*Everyone, everyone, everyone (and their mothers, if their mothers are into that sort of thing) needs to go read toft_froggy's Second Skin. I love this story SO MUCH. Read it.

*Also everyone should go drool over the cover fan_this made for my (I can't believe I'm typing this) wingfic trilogy thing I wrote yesterday. Guh.

*But most importantly, I must ask you this, flist: WHERE IS THE EARPORN? I mean, have you seen Joe Flanigan's ears?


These are ears about which epic poetry was destined to be written! Epic, pornographic poetry!


See? Rodney is composing one such poem right now.


Can't. Stop. Staring.


Maybe later he will deliver a dramatic reading?


Seriously, John is horrified that y'all aren't writing porn about his ears!

They go with everything:


Light!


Shadow!


Puddlejumpers!


Yes, Hermiod, they are truly the eighth ninth (I think I may have said DH's ass was the eighth) wonder of the universe.


Admittedly, the ears can be used not for good, but for evil, as in this classic example of ear-aided cockblocking.


But you can fix all that! Just write a story about Rodney teasing the highly-sensitive shell of John's ear as he fucks him, then taking the tip between his teeth just as he's about to climax and biting—muffling his own cry, but evoking from John an incredible high-pitched keen of pleasure as he arches off the bed and—


Yes, Colonel, with my nipples and your ears, we could surely rule the galaxy! The galaxy of PORN.

This message brought to you by the Society for the Creation of Earporn for Trin. Thank you.

*Also, Siria says I am a model of psychiatric normalcy. Yays!

Comments

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

You know, everytime I look at pictures of Joe Flanigan's ears I am so struck by how they are clearly not symmetrical that I find myself unable to do anything but stare ion fascination.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Perhaps they are asymmetrical because Rodney has been tugging on one so much during sex?

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Ears, ears, ears and what do I look at? Hewlett's nipple in pic No. 3.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

The nipples are...captivating. I should do a nipple post. *nods*

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

Not. the only. one.

*stares, drooling*

*drools, staring*

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Rodney licked the rim of John's ear using just the tip of his tongue, teasing. John moaned and shuddered all over which made Rodney smile against his skin, obviously loving the reaction he provoked.

"You really like that, don't you?"

"What clued you in?" John rasped and let his head fall to the side, practically begging for more.

When Rodney answered, his voice sounded almost contemplative. "Oh, I don't know." He bit John's lobe, making him inhale sharply. "The gasps, the moans...," His tongue soothed the tiny hurt. "...the way you roll over for me."

It took John a moment to answer. "Funny. Can you stop teasing now?"

Rodney pretended to think about it, his breath hot and distracting against John's ear. "Hm. This is so much fun, though."

John suppressed another full body shudder and rolled on top of Rodney who made an undignified squawking noise. It was time to have fun with his nipples.

And then they dun more sex. Also, nipples!

dar_jeeling was not here. She did not write this because she's hyperactive or anything. Yes.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

*beams at you*

[looking4tarzan.livejournal.com]

*stares at the pic above "Maybe later he will deliver a dramatic reading?"*

guh...wuh mmp ah.....wha?






(ten minutes later)
guh....

(five minutes later...and after a cup of strong tea)

oh yeah and isn't Rodney jerking John off in the puddle jumper, in second skin the filthiest thing you ever read...needless to say I read THAT a few times

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Do not look too long into the ears! You will never be able to tear yourself away!

And God yes, that story. I'm definitely saving it for another read later. Probably several.

[emrinalexander.livejournal.com]

I thought the "you are an Elf lady", the one who always shows up at Creation con in Vancouver? Was nuts, but after looking at these ear porn shots...yeh, they're really really pointy aren't they? Much more so than most human ears.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

There's an elf lady? Is this why Mad Dog has been forced to make (highly comical) protestations about not being a Keebler Elf?

They are truly magical ears. Perhaps they are the source of all his power? (The power of hotness, that is.)

[wychwood]

What I really like is the way the line of the ear matches with the line of the nose and jaw. JF has lovely lines and planes.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

They did a good job, the day they put together Mad Dog. *nods seriously*

[jetspeaks.livejournal.com]

Epic elf poetry? Those are very pointy...

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Aren't they? SGA: not just vampires in space--elves, too!

[eliade.livejournal.com]

Those ears never fail to astonish me.

I ogle the elf.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I want to read the story where Rodney the whole city an entire alien civilization becomes hypnotized by the ears. Just from putting together this post, I'm halfway there!

[aurora]

Okay, first of all, that story? Hit kinks I didn't know I hadn. Nrrgghh.

Second, the fifth pic NEVER stops cracking me up. His expression kills.

Third, damn, they both look hot in blue light.

Forth, I absolutely do not want to drag my tongue around the rim of John's ear. Or Rodney's nipple(s). Nuh uh.

This post was very HOT educational.

[prairiedaun.livejournal.com]

I have to admit, I had never noticed the ears before. Now, I cannot look away. It's like a car wreck, with buckets full of ears.

(Not that I keep ears in buckets or anything...)

[karitawyr.livejournal.com]

You don't know me but...a Jeff from Coupling quote, OMG! It killed with it's appropriateness.

[neery.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the last time I tried to write fluffy, loving John ear-porn, I ended up with 8.000 words of somewhat angsty emo-porn and ended up having to cut the ear scene because it didn't fit the mood. I don't know.

You know how the Hair has a psychic power to make everyone write about it? I suspect the ears have a similar magic power to keep themselves out of fiction.

[emrinalexander.livejournal.com]

The Hair is working with The Ears, I think. Together the Ray of Power they emit is something that would probably power a couple of Stargates.

[lordelessar.livejournal.com]

Nipples and Ears, Nipples and Ears. This is a song waiting to happen.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Is it set to the tune of "Cockles and Mussels"? Because now I'm disturbed.

[heygirlie.livejournal.com]

With the steady influx of the Daedalus came the steady influx of Earth food, as requisitioned by scientist and soldier alike. Unsurprisingly, Rodney had the winning list of snacks now needed for his sustenance/continued brilliance. SourPatch Kids, Nacho SlimJims, now this – and they smelled good, too.

“You’re going to get crumbs everywhere. Whatever happened to the sterilized laboratory?”

Rodney sneered around a mouthful, “Mine, you can’t have any.”

John sighed (in manly hunger) and turned his head to the side. He missed Rodney’s mischievous look as the astrophysicist appreciated the view of John’s ear and popped in another FudgeShoppe Grasshopper.

~*~

All right, not really porn, unless someone was hungry while reading. This drabble brought to you by boredom and procrastination. Also brought on by the newfound knowledge of what urbandictionary.com considers the meaning of a Keebler Elf to be.

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

Yes, Colonel, with my nipples and your ears, we could surely rule the galaxy! The galaxy of PORN.

*loves you*

Seriously, can I iconize that?

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

But of course! *g*

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

How bizarre. You know, I always thought that the pointy-earedness was a fanon thing, but now I actually *look*, by god, they really are freakishly pointy. (and EEE, thanks for the rec, btw!)

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

But he's not a Keebler Elf! *snerk*

(Seriously: that interview will never stop being funny.)

and EEE, thanks for the rec, btw!

Thank you for the story! Seriously, it was one of those stories where I'd rec it multiple times if I could. I spent much of yesterday harassing Siria to read it. *g*

[yue_ix]

This may seem a bit strange, but I actually wondered about the ethic of writing about his ears. Obviously the actor wasn't chosen for this role because of his ear - or they wouldn't had waited for people to ask about "The Elf Ears" at cons to mention them. More like his general charisma and hotness and all that is good.

I admit not being involved in many, but I had noticed a certain trend in TV-shows and Real Human Actor related fandoms consisting of ficcing about the character himself instead of the actor who plays him. I mean by that that even people who are writing Harry Potter from the movies knows to describe him with actual black hair and green eyes instead of the actor's brown hair and blue eyes(?). Same for actors who have tattoos but who's character shouldn't have. People glaze over/ignore it.

If anyone from the show had ever mentioned John Sheppard's Elf-like Ears then it would have been a different matter, but they haven't yet those ears are plainty obvious. Then again, no one canonly said "oh, you have hazel eyes" either yet people go with them. There is a minimum required. Hm. I guess I am just wondering, where do we draw a line? Do we?


/stops post 4am babbling
But thanks for the great caps!

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

I think not to use the actor's physical appearance would kind of be an insult to the actor, actually - after all, they're agents in creating the character too, they make them come off the page, and they are at least partially chosen for their physical appearance. They become the characters, that's what they're there for. Harry Potter is kind of an exception, because his physical appearance in the book had become iconic before the films came out, but in SGA, Joe Flanigan is identical to John Sheppard, and by god, if JF has pointy ears, so does JS, just like Rodney has broad shoulders and rather prominent nipples. If you waited for canon references to all their physical features, there'd be even more expository dialogue in SGA than there already is, and nobody wants that. (Can you imagine Rodney saying, 'Colonel, I'd never noticed that your eyes are hazel. Huh.'?)

[fatuorum.livejournal.com]

Do me, Mad Dog!

Mmmm... I love the view of the ears and the neck from the back.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Do me, Mad Dog!

*adds to official list of "I need a shirt that says that"*

And yeah, the neck-ears-scruff-of-hair angle is incredible. And incredibly pornographic. Er, to me. 'Cause I can't stop thinking that that's what Rodney would see if they were, y'know, in that position...

*pants*

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

... does this include the thing where it's quite clear the ancients were ELVES? (see Carson's ears) Because then we could also have Carson ear-nibbling porn. More porn is always better than *some* porn. Well known fact.

[stellahobbit.livejournal.com]

Yes, Colonel, with my nipples and your ears, we could surely rule the galaxy! The galaxy of PORN.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Look how earnest Rodney is in that last pic. A perfect cap!

[no-detective.livejournal.com]

OK, this is the part where I admit to being just uncool enough to watch JF's scenes in Dawson's Creek, but... there's this one scene in which he's talking to the blonde whatshername in the street, asking her to go out with him that evening, and when she starts to say no, he tilts his head at her in that very dorky way and she caves.

Let me rephrase that: he SHOWS HER THE EAR. And she can't say no. (Because nobody could.)

The ear is CLEARLY the weapon of mass seduction.

[sobelle.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've been deeply enamoured of well, just ALL of JF's physical attributes but until your next to the last screencap I'd not noticed how lovely the BACK OF HIS HEAD is.... I just have the most overpowering urge to run my fingers through it...

Going back to sleep now~~~~

[sobelle.livejournal.com]

I just have the most overpowering urge to run my fingers through it...

The HAIR.... NOT the head....