Mad Dog Flan Says: More Earporn!

[trinityofone]

*Everyone, everyone, everyone (and their mothers, if their mothers are into that sort of thing) needs to go read toft_froggy's Second Skin. I love this story SO MUCH. Read it.

*Also everyone should go drool over the cover fan_this made for my (I can't believe I'm typing this) wingfic trilogy thing I wrote yesterday. Guh.

*But most importantly, I must ask you this, flist: WHERE IS THE EARPORN? I mean, have you seen Joe Flanigan's ears?


These are ears about which epic poetry was destined to be written! Epic, pornographic poetry!


See? Rodney is composing one such poem right now.


Can't. Stop. Staring.


Maybe later he will deliver a dramatic reading?


Seriously, John is horrified that y'all aren't writing porn about his ears!

They go with everything:


Light!


Shadow!


Puddlejumpers!


Yes, Hermiod, they are truly the eighth ninth (I think I may have said DH's ass was the eighth) wonder of the universe.


Admittedly, the ears can be used not for good, but for evil, as in this classic example of ear-aided cockblocking.


But you can fix all that! Just write a story about Rodney teasing the highly-sensitive shell of John's ear as he fucks him, then taking the tip between his teeth just as he's about to climax and biting—muffling his own cry, but evoking from John an incredible high-pitched keen of pleasure as he arches off the bed and—


Yes, Colonel, with my nipples and your ears, we could surely rule the galaxy! The galaxy of PORN.

This message brought to you by the Society for the Creation of Earporn for Trin. Thank you.

*Also, Siria says I am a model of psychiatric normalcy. Yays!

Comments

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Ears, ears, ears and what do I look at? Hewlett's nipple in pic No. 3.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

The nipples are...captivating. I should do a nipple post. *nods*

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

Not. the only. one.

*stares, drooling*

*drools, staring*

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Hypnotic! Hmm. Why don't I have an icon of David Hewlett's nipples?

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

I don't either! This is a tragedy.

*consoles herself with David Hewlett's ass*

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Rodney licked the rim of John's ear using just the tip of his tongue, teasing. John moaned and shuddered all over which made Rodney smile against his skin, obviously loving the reaction he provoked.

"You really like that, don't you?"

"What clued you in?" John rasped and let his head fall to the side, practically begging for more.

When Rodney answered, his voice sounded almost contemplative. "Oh, I don't know." He bit John's lobe, making him inhale sharply. "The gasps, the moans...," His tongue soothed the tiny hurt. "...the way you roll over for me."

It took John a moment to answer. "Funny. Can you stop teasing now?"

Rodney pretended to think about it, his breath hot and distracting against John's ear. "Hm. This is so much fun, though."

John suppressed another full body shudder and rolled on top of Rodney who made an undignified squawking noise. It was time to have fun with his nipples.

And then they dun more sex. Also, nipples!

dar_jeeling was not here. She did not write this because she's hyperactive or anything. Yes.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Whoever did not write this did an awesome job not writing it! Mmm, God--Rodney is so lucky in this story. They are both so lucky.

As am I, 'cause someone (not you! *g*) wrote it for me. ;-)

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

*snorts* Right.

What's with the Mad Dog, btw? Did I miss something?

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

*is more than a little evil, so considers not ever explaining it and just smirking a lot*

But no: jokes are funnier when shared! It's 'cause in the horrific First Monday, JF's character says that his nickname used to Mad Dog. Siria and I decided that this was the best thing EVER, and so I shall call him that forever more!

Or at least until I stop finding it hilarious. Which will be never. *g*

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

You do know that there are people who have gone insance because of the smirking treatment, don't you?

Ah, First Monday. It's still sitting on the harddrive, untouched.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

It is SO BAD. But then Joe Mad Dog comes on and the screen just LIGHTS UP.

He has, like, five minutes in each episode (a little more in the first), but they make sitting through the ridiculous pap worth it. I love him and his little pretentious asshole bowtie! *squishes*

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Ohhh. Pretentious little asshole? Really?

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Yes! He has his own special little shaker of salt that he carries around everywhere! And he's a Hahvaard man!

*dork dork dork*

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Hee! Cleary, I need to watch this right now.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

And I think you-know-who has just the JF clips up now, so you can skip the rest of the dreck...

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Aww, pompous ass! DON'T EVER STOP SMIRKING! D'you mean Zoe? I think she only has the pilot, but someone on the flist posted the clips a few days ago.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Frick, the thing I was thinking of is locked. But I can hook you up with the clips for eps. 1-3 if you want--they're pretty small.

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

That's okay, I got them. Found the post on my flist. :)

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Excellent! Mad Dog should be available to all!

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

*laughs and laughs* Omg, he's awesome in this.