Mad Dog Flan Says: More Earporn!

[trinityofone]

*Everyone, everyone, everyone (and their mothers, if their mothers are into that sort of thing) needs to go read toft_froggy's Second Skin. I love this story SO MUCH. Read it.

*Also everyone should go drool over the cover fan_this made for my (I can't believe I'm typing this) wingfic trilogy thing I wrote yesterday. Guh.

*But most importantly, I must ask you this, flist: WHERE IS THE EARPORN? I mean, have you seen Joe Flanigan's ears?


These are ears about which epic poetry was destined to be written! Epic, pornographic poetry!


See? Rodney is composing one such poem right now.


Can't. Stop. Staring.


Maybe later he will deliver a dramatic reading?


Seriously, John is horrified that y'all aren't writing porn about his ears!

They go with everything:


Light!


Shadow!


Puddlejumpers!


Yes, Hermiod, they are truly the eighth ninth (I think I may have said DH's ass was the eighth) wonder of the universe.


Admittedly, the ears can be used not for good, but for evil, as in this classic example of ear-aided cockblocking.


But you can fix all that! Just write a story about Rodney teasing the highly-sensitive shell of John's ear as he fucks him, then taking the tip between his teeth just as he's about to climax and biting—muffling his own cry, but evoking from John an incredible high-pitched keen of pleasure as he arches off the bed and—


Yes, Colonel, with my nipples and your ears, we could surely rule the galaxy! The galaxy of PORN.

This message brought to you by the Society for the Creation of Earporn for Trin. Thank you.

*Also, Siria says I am a model of psychiatric normalcy. Yays!

Comments

[yue_ix]

This may seem a bit strange, but I actually wondered about the ethic of writing about his ears. Obviously the actor wasn't chosen for this role because of his ear - or they wouldn't had waited for people to ask about "The Elf Ears" at cons to mention them. More like his general charisma and hotness and all that is good.

I admit not being involved in many, but I had noticed a certain trend in TV-shows and Real Human Actor related fandoms consisting of ficcing about the character himself instead of the actor who plays him. I mean by that that even people who are writing Harry Potter from the movies knows to describe him with actual black hair and green eyes instead of the actor's brown hair and blue eyes(?). Same for actors who have tattoos but who's character shouldn't have. People glaze over/ignore it.

If anyone from the show had ever mentioned John Sheppard's Elf-like Ears then it would have been a different matter, but they haven't yet those ears are plainty obvious. Then again, no one canonly said "oh, you have hazel eyes" either yet people go with them. There is a minimum required. Hm. I guess I am just wondering, where do we draw a line? Do we?


/stops post 4am babbling
But thanks for the great caps!

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

I think not to use the actor's physical appearance would kind of be an insult to the actor, actually - after all, they're agents in creating the character too, they make them come off the page, and they are at least partially chosen for their physical appearance. They become the characters, that's what they're there for. Harry Potter is kind of an exception, because his physical appearance in the book had become iconic before the films came out, but in SGA, Joe Flanigan is identical to John Sheppard, and by god, if JF has pointy ears, so does JS, just like Rodney has broad shoulders and rather prominent nipples. If you waited for canon references to all their physical features, there'd be even more expository dialogue in SGA than there already is, and nobody wants that. (Can you imagine Rodney saying, 'Colonel, I'd never noticed that your eyes are hazel. Huh.'?)

[wychwood]

Can you imagine Rodney saying, 'Colonel, I'd never noticed that your eyes are hazel. Huh.'?

*cracks up*

Actually, I can. I can also imagine John's awesome WTF expression...

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

considering all the hair comments that've wormed themselves into the show...

(and no, it's not hairgel, Joe Flanigan just has the cowlicks of DOOM, and passed them onto his son - the only way to stop them is to grow the hair long enough for it to get floppy)