Mad Dog Flan Says: More Earporn!

[trinityofone]

*Everyone, everyone, everyone (and their mothers, if their mothers are into that sort of thing) needs to go read toft_froggy's Second Skin. I love this story SO MUCH. Read it.

*Also everyone should go drool over the cover fan_this made for my (I can't believe I'm typing this) wingfic trilogy thing I wrote yesterday. Guh.

*But most importantly, I must ask you this, flist: WHERE IS THE EARPORN? I mean, have you seen Joe Flanigan's ears?


These are ears about which epic poetry was destined to be written! Epic, pornographic poetry!


See? Rodney is composing one such poem right now.


Can't. Stop. Staring.


Maybe later he will deliver a dramatic reading?


Seriously, John is horrified that y'all aren't writing porn about his ears!

They go with everything:


Light!


Shadow!


Puddlejumpers!


Yes, Hermiod, they are truly the eighth ninth (I think I may have said DH's ass was the eighth) wonder of the universe.


Admittedly, the ears can be used not for good, but for evil, as in this classic example of ear-aided cockblocking.


But you can fix all that! Just write a story about Rodney teasing the highly-sensitive shell of John's ear as he fucks him, then taking the tip between his teeth just as he's about to climax and biting—muffling his own cry, but evoking from John an incredible high-pitched keen of pleasure as he arches off the bed and—


Yes, Colonel, with my nipples and your ears, we could surely rule the galaxy! The galaxy of PORN.

This message brought to you by the Society for the Creation of Earporn for Trin. Thank you.

*Also, Siria says I am a model of psychiatric normalcy. Yays!

Comments

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

*snorts* Right.

What's with the Mad Dog, btw? Did I miss something?

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

*is more than a little evil, so considers not ever explaining it and just smirking a lot*

But no: jokes are funnier when shared! It's 'cause in the horrific First Monday, JF's character says that his nickname used to Mad Dog. Siria and I decided that this was the best thing EVER, and so I shall call him that forever more!

Or at least until I stop finding it hilarious. Which will be never. *g*

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

You do know that there are people who have gone insance because of the smirking treatment, don't you?

Ah, First Monday. It's still sitting on the harddrive, untouched.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

It is SO BAD. But then Joe Mad Dog comes on and the screen just LIGHTS UP.

He has, like, five minutes in each episode (a little more in the first), but they make sitting through the ridiculous pap worth it. I love him and his little pretentious asshole bowtie! *squishes*

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Ohhh. Pretentious little asshole? Really?

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Yes! He has his own special little shaker of salt that he carries around everywhere! And he's a Hahvaard man!

*dork dork dork*

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Hee! Cleary, I need to watch this right now.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

And I think you-know-who has just the JF clips up now, so you can skip the rest of the dreck...

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

Aww, pompous ass! DON'T EVER STOP SMIRKING! D'you mean Zoe? I think she only has the pilot, but someone on the flist posted the clips a few days ago.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Frick, the thing I was thinking of is locked. But I can hook you up with the clips for eps. 1-3 if you want--they're pretty small.

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

That's okay, I got them. Found the post on my flist. :)

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Excellent! Mad Dog should be available to all!

[dar-jeeling.livejournal.com]

*laughs and laughs* Omg, he's awesome in this.