Just say no - or something

[trinityofone]

Well, here we go again. One of my brother's friends got busted doing drugs and drinking on a school trip to Spain. Now the Spanish Inquisition has moved to our apartment. Has my brother done drugs? Smoked cigarettes? Drunk alcohol? Read The Sun Also Rises too many times? All asked at top volume, often at the same time. I don't know whether I'm more shocked that:

1. No one cares if I (or the entire neighborhood) overhears this
2. My brother does, apparently, smoke cigarettes on a regular basis
or 3. They've never bothered to ask me any of this.

Is it wrong that I feel left out?

I also have a headache.

ETA: Did you know...?

1. Smoking makes you a Republican by proxy.
2. If you want to see what smoking does to you, you should see Jean Paul Belmondo today.
3. If you get caught smoking pot, you will go to jail with the rapists and the buttfuckers.

(Key: 1 - My Dad; 2, 3 - My Mom.)

Comments

[darcydodo]

I've never seen your family in insane-mode. But wow, they can apparently go there! *hugs*

[chele74.livejournal.com]

I'd come pick you up and spirit you away, but I don't have a car--it's in the shop for a warranty repair.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Oh, believe me, when we do the crazy, we do it better than anyone. No plate throwing, though. I think we lose points for that in the Crazy Olympics.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

That's okay, it's quieted down a bit now. And supposedly we're going to get to go to both the Iliad (my favorite used bookstore) and the Great Greek (my favorite Greek restaurant) later. ::fingers crossed::

I'm sorry your car is sick. Or having a routine check-up. Automotive maintenance is not one of my areas of expertise.