I've been meaning to do this for a while, and as I'm now no longer even
pretending to not be in fandom, it seems like the right moment. So here's a list of all the fanfic I've ever written,
* organized by fandom:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer and
Angel the Series,
Father Ted,
Good Omens,
His Dark Materials, and
Stargate: Atlantis. I'm linking to this post as my "website" in my
userinfo, and I'll update it whenever I write new fic--a frequent occurrence, I hope!
**BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER/ANGEL THE SERIES
AfterglowCordelia/Lindsey, AU AtS S5, PG
“You still don’t get it, do you?” Lindsey says. “There are no sides
.”But I’m a Superhero!Spike/Buffy with teases of lots of other pairings, Post-Chosen, R
Double the amnesia, double the fun.
Or: The further adventures of Randy Giles. Long.
deus ex machinaSpike/Angel, Post-NFA, PG
I make it all better. Well, somewhat better.
Fifteen Years OnSpike, Futureficlet, PG
Sometimes the strangeness of it all hits him.‘Fifteen Years On’ Sorta SequelSpike/Other, Futureficlet, PG
The call comes in the middle of the night.The Greatest Love Story Never Told!Andrew/Avril Lavigne, Spike/Buffy, R
Yes, you read that correctly: Andrew/Avril Frickin’ Lavigne. C’mon, you know you want it!
Hate andSpike/Angelus, AU AtS S5, NC-17
Spike has never been the leaving kind.The Last TemptationSpike/Buffy, William/Cecily, Chosen, PG
It doesn’t have to be this way.(Note: I actually wrote this, unspoiled, BEFORE “Chosen” aired. Because I am teh psychic.)
Like God Made AdamDrusilla/Warren, AU BtVS S6, R
Dru 1st Person POV (why yes, I am a lunatic).
You like to make things, don’t you? I like to make things, too. Oh, what fun we’ll have, once I’m finished making you.Lust For LifeSpike/Faith, AU AtS S5, PG-13
“I stole Angel’s car and kidnapped you.” Faith shrugged. “It was Giles’s idea.”Men of Good FortuneSequel to
deus ex machinaSpike/Angel, Post-NFA, PG-13
It’s a beautiful day. Don’t let it get away.
Mind/FuckSpike/Riley, BtVS S5, NC-17
I keep trying to summarize this, but all I can think is: Dude, I wrote Spike/Riley!
NostalgiaSpike/Angel, AU AtS S5, NC-17
It’s just like it was.Puppets & StringsSpike/Faith(/Lindsey), Lindsey/Eve, AU AtS S5, NC-17
“So you’ve got the hero, and you’ve got the quirky sidekick,” says your assistant, drawing a sharp fingernail down your spine. “You know what’s missing, don’t you?” You nod, and she nods with you. “The girl.”RerunWesley/Faith, Andrew, AtS S5, NC-17
Kisses bestowed outside of sex were promises she couldn’t afford to keep.She’s Like a RainbowSpike/Tara, AU BtVS S4, NC-17
She comes in colors, everywhere.
Sleeping With GhostsWesley/Faith, NC-17
“Let’s not play games,” says Wesley.Summer of the SnakeSpike/Tara, Dawn, Post-The Gift, NC-17
Sometimes Dawn likes to pretend that Spike and Tara are her parents.These ShoesSpike/Buffy, BtVS S6, NC-17
Buffy, Spike, evil shoes. Humor.
UntitledFusion with
His Dark MaterialsSpike/Buffy, AU Beneath You, PG
There was something wrong with Spike’s dæmon.What We KeepSpike/Buffy, Xander/Anya, Post-Chosen, PG
There are the things she remembers, and the things she doesn’t.FATHER TED
Major TedFusion with
Stargate: AtlantisCrack, PG
Elizabeth bit back a sigh. “Major Crilly, as you know, there have been some problems with your team in the past.”GOOD OMENS
Vaguely DownwardsCrowley/Lilith, Pre-Book, NC-17
He’d been an angel once. He hadn’t meant to Fall. He’d just hung around with the wrong people.HIS DARK MATERIALS
DæmonologyFusion with
Stargate: AtlantisMcKay/Sheppard, vague Season 2, PG-13
They had always wanted to fly; John couldn’t fly; Nioke flew for him.Five Futures That Will Parry Never FoundWill/Lyra, Will/Mary, Will/OFCs, Post-TAS, PG
Parry among the women.
UntitledFusion with
Buffy the Vampire SlayerSpike/Buffy, AU Beneath You, PG
There was something wrong with Spike’s dæmon.STARGATE: ATLANTIS
And TimeMcKay/Sheppard, PG
dar_jeeling was saying that the Wraith aren't scary. She's right; they're not. But they should be.
The Bang and the ClatterFusion with
Good OmensMcKay/Sheppard, PG
Heaven and Hell’s North American representatives have an Arrangement, too.
Coming Soon to a Galaxy Near You!McKay/Sheppard, vague Season 2, R
“You’re not the least
bit disturbed by this?” John asked. Rodney shrugged. “Well, I’d have preferred a Coffee Bean, but...”ConsilienceMcKay/Sheppard, NC-17
Sometimes Rodney's brain scares him.Control (These Hands)Control (Bring Her Down)McKay/Sheppard, through Trinity, PG-13
John, Rodney, control: the perfect ménage à trois.
DæmonologyFusion with
His Dark MaterialsMcKay/Sheppard, vague Season 2, PG-13
They had always wanted to fly; John couldn’t fly; Nioke flew for him.DissonanceMcKay/Sheppard, vague Season 2, NC-17
dis•so•nance
n.1. A harsh, disagreeable combination of sounds; discord.
2. Lack of agreement, consistency, or harmony; conflict.
3.
Music. A combination of tones contextually considered to suggest unrelieved tension and require resolution.
Down From Mt. OlympusMcKay/Sheppard, post-Sanctuary, NC-17
The force is strong with this one.
Eight Ways John and Rodney Gave Themselves AwayMcKay/Sheppard, vague Season 2, PG
Nothing is secret which shall not be made manifest.
French ClassMcKay/Sheppard, through The Long Goodbye, PG
For
smallbeer: ‘John and Rodney have to explain some wacky Earth custom to Ronon.’
The Hollow MenMcKay/Sheppard, through Trinity, PG
He held his hand.Horses Over the HillMcKay/Sheppard, R
I’m in you, more so when they put me in the ground.
Hounds of LurveMcKay/Sheppard, vague Season 2, R
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle meets Kate Bush meets cracked-out 19th Century pastiche.
Or: “Colonel, is there a
reason you’re humping my leg?”
Human VacillationMcKay/Sheppard, NC-17
He had seen something that he was not likely to forget for a long, long time.InhibitedMcKay/Sheppard, Sanctuary, PG
"This...is...cool
," he says. "Also, it kinda tickles."Learning CurveMcKay/Sheppard, NC-17
For
luthien: 'The second time...'
Little ThingsMcKay/Sheppard, vague Season 2, NC-17
In paradise everybody’s happy forever.
Looking for LamourMcKay/Sheppard, PG
suzy_queue asked for a road trip:
“Don’t be silly,” John says. “You’re Bob and I’m Bing; now get in the car and let’s go find ourselves a Dorothy.”Magic MarkerMcKay/Sheppard, vague Season 2, PG-13
John’s eyes were wide with horror. “You’re telling me that I walked around all day with ‘Property of Dr. Rodney McKay’ written on my ass?”Major TedFusion with
Father TedCrack, PG
Elizabeth bit back a sigh. “Major Crilly, as you know, there have been some problems with your team in the past.”Mixing Memory and DesireMcKay/Sheppard, R
Written for the Badfic Summary Mini-Ficathon, in response to
neery's summary:
When an AMNESIC Raawdney is sold to Jon as a slave(!1!), he is TERRIFED of Being RAPED(!) by this MysteriouS, DangerouS, DarK stranger!!!1! Will there be a happy ending for my OTP??? Will John earn Rodeney's trust? Will Rawdeney regain his memories?A Monologue for Two VoicesFusion with
His Dark MaterialsPrequel to
Dæmonology, PG
tardis80 wanted something about Rodney and faith or Rodney and Tyk. This is both.
Playing TagMcKay/Sheppard, R
Dog tag porn.
Pleasure PrincipleMcKay/Sheppard, Conversion, R
‘Conversion’ missing scene(s). Three ways it might’ve gone.
Pony UpMcKay/Sheppard, PG
For
godofwine: 'John buys Rodney a pony.'
Realm of DryadsPG, for the
picfor1000 challenge
“They’re in the trees?” he asked.RevelationsMcKay/Sheppard, NC-17
AU. John is a priest, Rodney is sin, and I am
so going to hell.
Saddle ClubSequel to
Pony UpMcKay/Sheppard, PG-13
astolat said: "How about TWO ponies?"
Sexual HealingMcKay/Sheppard, R
“Okay,” Rodney said. “So basically, you’re trapped in a crappy--oops, that’s redundant--a pornographic
version of Pay It Forward
. No sex is definitely not an option, so what can we do here?”Sliding ScaleMcKay/Sheppard, McKay/Sheppard/OFC (sorta kinda), NC-17
It suddenly struck him: for two guys who were enthusiastically balling each other every night (and after lunch, when convenient) they certainly spent a lot of time talking about women.
Something WickedMcKay/Sheppard, Weir/Zelenka, through Aurora, PG
Faustian bargains were
so passé.
TacticsMcKay/Sheppard, post-The Tower, PG-13
‘The Tower’ tag.
“I didn’t, you know.”TeethMcKay/Sheppard, through Conversion, PG
Drabble.
Rodney dreams of teeth.Truth, and Other Literary EndeavorsMcKay/Sheppard, through The Tower, R
Rodney is writing his autobiography. John has some constructive criticism.
The U.S.S. IndianapolisMcKay/Sheppard, through Epiphany, PG
What’s that one, there, on your arm?//Oh, that’s a tattoo. I got it removed.
We Have LingeredMcKay/Sheppard, post-Grace Under Pressure, PG
‘Grace Under Pressure’ tag.
“We have to go back,” he says.*Okay, not everything I've ever written. There's some Buffy fic that I wrote when I was 17 that I'm not so proud of anymore, and I'm leaving that off the list. (Yet this is the fic I still get the awards and nominations for. Explain that one to me.) And don't even get me started on the X-Files fic I wrote when I was 14. *shudder*
**Yes, I know most of these are posted under a different LJ name. That's either because a) There's some sort of creepy Single White Female thing going on or b) They're both me. You decide!