Guess Who?

[trinityofone]

Who is that masked man on the left?



Why, that would be Neville Longbottom (or rather, his RL counterpart, Matthew Lewis). NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM.

Did I just BLOW your MIND?

akukorax certainly blew mine when she sent me that image last night. (Warning, capslock and abuse of exclamation marks and spelling follow.)

Trin: WHAT
PLEASE TO EXPLAIN THE PICTURE YOU JUST SENT ME
Korax: IT IS NEVILLE!
THAT IS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE
Trin: NO WAI
Korax: I KNOW I CANNOT GET OVER IT!!!
Trin: NO WAI!!!!!!!!
Korax: INOHUH!!>
Trin: ahh, he's a year younger than my brother! *feels like a perv*
are you SURE that's him?
*confuzzled*
Korax: yeah
Trin: because neville is adorable!
but that picture is very...bond james bond
Korax: it's at the premiere of the latest film!
*shrugs*
Trin: my mind is officially blown
er. good job growing up, matthew!

I had to show Cool Roommate, too.

CR: Do you think they'll sue him for breach of contract?
Trin: Right— "We're sorry, but you've gotten too hot!"

I HAVE NEW SYMPATHY FOR ALL THE WEIRD PEOPLE WHO FIND THEMSELVES UNCOMFORTABLY ATTRACTED TO DANIEL RADCLIFFE/TOM FELTON/BARELY LEGAL ACTOR OF YOUR CHOICE.

*reassures self that he is only five years her junior, and her mom is likewise a cradle-robber five years older than her dad*

Comments

[fyrie.livejournal.com]

OMG. Are you really, really serious? Because oh dear. Neville. Oh. Wow.

[kalikahuntress.livejournal.com]

Wow, he grew up nice and tall. Him and the actor who plays Ron ( can't remember his name right now) are going to be seriously really hot in a couple of years.

[helenish.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! I KNOW! I HAVE KNOWN ABOUT THIS FOR A WHILE. ALL CAPS ARE IMPORTANT WHEN DISCUSSING MYSTERIOUS AND SUDDEN HOTNESS OF NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM GUY. ALSO, HOW GREAT IS HE GOING TO BE WHEN HE'S ALL BLOODY AND BEATEN UP BY DEATHEATERS AND DEFIANT? ME-OW.

[adannu.livejournal.com]

Wow. copperbadge was saying that he'd be a heartbreaker when he grew up but I wasn't seeing it. Now I am. O___O

[zoerayne]

Um. I'm pretty sure Getty's got it wrong, because his eyes are the wrong color and the nose isn't quite right. I'd link you to the pic I'm using for reference, but it's via IMDB and thus is annoyingly unlinkable.

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

I... think I may echo z-rayne and say that's the wrong person, not because the kid who plays him is not made of hotness -- he really, really is, and there's a ton of work that goes in to make him look as dorky as he does -- but the eyes aren't right, I think.

Then again, the images I know are indisputably him and not makeup induced are maybe three months old...

[risha]

O_O

Teh hot!

*resisted urge to use cool DH Neville icon*

[mir8lle.livejournal.com]

Wait, what?
Oh my god...I've turned into one of thosewomen. The shame!

[crimsonclad.livejournal.com]

Have you seen the pictures of him at the PARTY? Looking all droopy eyed and sexy and Jack Davenportish?

I feel so vindicated for my years of hotting out over book Neville, there aren't even words to describe it.

[niennah.livejournal.com]

Crikey! That's ... kind of unbelievable. Wow, nicely developed, Matthew Lewis!

Though considering I'm 11 years older than him, I must stop there. Must. Stop there. Yes. *goes away*

[merelyn.livejournal.com]

Dude. Neville's a babe. o.O

[summertea.livejournal.com]

gjgl;kja;sljkfasdf JESUS.

[amireal.livejournal.com]

BARELY LEGAL HP ACTORS HAVE TO STOP APPEARING IN PUBLIC IN SUITS AND SCRUFFY FACES. MY HEART CANNOT TAKE IT.

[kerrypolka.livejournal.com]

YES INDEED HE IS. HOH BOY.

Have you seen that picture of him between the Weasley Phelps twins? Let me see if I can dig it up.

[suzy_queue]

OHMYGOD. OH MY GOD! I knew that they were doing weird ear things and stuff to make him Neville-ish in the movies, but oh my God! How on earth can they possibly do THAT much? He's gorgeous! He so far overshadows Dan Radcliffe that it's almost unbelievable.

I just....holy crap, wow.

Is he legal? That's all I need to know.

[turtlespeaks.livejournal.com]

You know, I have had it up in my tabs since last night, and I still can't get over it. NO REALLY, WHY/HOW/WHEN/WHERE/HOW DID HE GET SO HOT!!

*mops up the drool*

I cannot WAIT for the 7th movie. Just for that ONE SCENE MAN! THAT ONE SCENE!

*stares at it somemore*

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

What?! Nah. No way.

... really?!

[scifigirl.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT! NEVILLE GOT HOT! *is suddenly a million times more excited to meet him at Dragon*Con*

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

Holy mother of my fucking god.

[chinawolf.livejournal.com]

HOLY MOTHER OF HOTNESS.

[kangeiko]

*blink*

*blink*

*blink blink blink blink*

'scuse me, my brain just melted down.

[minotaurs.livejournal.com]

I don't think that's Matthew Lewis. Similar, but look at the nose in this pic from imdb...

[thefirstnet.livejournal.com]

OMG, THAT'S NEVILLE!!!!!!! WTH?! He is far, far too hot to be Neville. I mean, after the last book, he deserves some hottness, but that's just a bit too far!!!!