My triumphant return to fanfiction!

[trinityofone]

THEN:

trinityofone: So I have this dumb idea for a Supernatural fic. It's kind of a one-joke thing, though.
turtlespeaks: What is it?
trinityofone: *explains*
turtlespeaks: Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?

trinityofone: So I had this idea for a tiny SPN fic but Korax thinks I'm being disgusting.
bmouse: Oh, tell me!
trinityofone: *does*
bmouse: *makes horrified face* Uh, I guess that could be a drabble...if you really wanted.

*at 2 in the morning, trinityofone decides she can't sleep so she's going to write the damn drabble*

trinityofone: *shows it to siriaeve*
siriaeve: If you were to post this, I would not object, purely for the thoughts of the LJ-wide reaction.
trinityofone: Well, I have not eaten breakfast yet and it's been a while since I've made an ass of myself on the internet, so OKAY!

NOW:

trinityofone presents a very special Supernatural drabble experience. Spoilers through 4x16.

Juice It

Sam’s eyes blazed yellow as a casual flick of his wrist sent Dean flying across the room. “Demon blood,” he said, his voice a low, unfamiliar growl. “Who knew it could make me so strong, so…powerful.”

Dean dragged himself slowly to his feet. “You know, it’s people like you who are ruining professional sports.”

With a gesture Sam pinned his brother to the wall. “You’re just jealous, Dean. You’ve always been jealous.”

“Nah. Actually, I’ve been downing some mystical Gatorade of my own.”

“Oh yeah? What?”

Suddenly, Sam found himself flat on his back. Above him, Dean grinned.

“Angel spunk.”

~END~

Yes, I know, the build-up was longer than the story. Er, "story."

*slinks away*

Comments

[jade-dragoness.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

I keep trying to imagine Sam's face at the end there, sort of an extreme D= and then I flail and laugh harder. *dies giggling*

[amireal.livejournal.com]

*blinks* You mean this isn't where it was going all along? *narrows eyes* Are you gonna be one of those people who are going to tell me that Golden O of Magic that Willow and Tara made as totally not foreshadowing at all? *finger hovers over defriend button*

[joannindiw.livejournal.com]

*keels over laughing*

[jujuberry136.livejournal.com]

giggles

:D

[shadowhuntress.livejournal.com]

::shakes head and laughs:: That certainly was an experience. ;)

[sn00dle.livejournal.com]

*SPORFLE* I love you <3

[altranymph.livejournal.com]

*snort* :D

[busaikko]

A student of mine showed up in class the other day in a t-shirt with SPUNK written across the front (this is Japan, I know it wasn't *meant* that way, but!). And now I'm sitting here sniggering and wondering how fast my ass would be fired if I gave this to him as a dictionary definition.... Hee, I say, hee!

[lyn-b.livejournal.com]

crack-tastic! :DDDD

[cobweb-diamond.livejournal.com]

It's only logical.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

*makes series of alarming noises that would be considered laughter when coming from a human*

[la-tante.livejournal.com]

that. is. pure. rocknrolla. pure.

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

O_o

::snerk::

[arctic-dragon.livejournal.com]

Oh crack, how I have missed thee.
Awesome.
:)

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

the internets DO approve of you, indeed. :D

[ms-worplesdon.livejournal.com]

Dead. I've been binging on your Dean/Castiel for the past 24, and was too averse to spamming to comment on them all. So! I LOVE your fic. So very much. You totally get them and I'm afraid I'll have to friend you too keep up with it all. I hope that's okay. :)

[ms-worplesdon.livejournal.com]

Aaand, I must have been drunk the other day, because it seems that I already have! I'm a little stupid like that. It's how I roll.

[apple-buzz.livejournal.com]

I would like to say that I am a mature, grown adult who didn't find this at all amusing.

But I'm not, and Imma admit to finding this fucking hilarious and wishing it to somehow be cannon. :P

[anamie-me.livejournal.com]

buahahahahaha!!! for some reason i totally see this as some 30 sec commercial.

Angel Spunk gives you wiiiiings.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my God... *scarred for life*

No seriously, I will never drink Gatorade AGAIN. LOL.

[juanitatequila.livejournal.com]

OH GURRRRRRRLLLLLL...!!!!

-DEAD- xD

[perfumaniac.livejournal.com]

Comment no. 100! Dun-dun!

I'm stuck between cringing and laughing real hard...

[iruse234.livejournal.com]

....................I don't even........

[disterra.livejournal.com]

I love you & your ideas. xDDD

[storm-rain.livejournal.com]

Yes! This is awesome. Dean should do that. Now.