My triumphant return to fanfiction!

[trinityofone]

THEN:

trinityofone: So I have this dumb idea for a Supernatural fic. It's kind of a one-joke thing, though.
turtlespeaks: What is it?
trinityofone: *explains*
turtlespeaks: Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?

trinityofone: So I had this idea for a tiny SPN fic but Korax thinks I'm being disgusting.
bmouse: Oh, tell me!
trinityofone: *does*
bmouse: *makes horrified face* Uh, I guess that could be a drabble...if you really wanted.

*at 2 in the morning, trinityofone decides she can't sleep so she's going to write the damn drabble*

trinityofone: *shows it to siriaeve*
siriaeve: If you were to post this, I would not object, purely for the thoughts of the LJ-wide reaction.
trinityofone: Well, I have not eaten breakfast yet and it's been a while since I've made an ass of myself on the internet, so OKAY!

NOW:

trinityofone presents a very special Supernatural drabble experience. Spoilers through 4x16.

Juice It

Sam’s eyes blazed yellow as a casual flick of his wrist sent Dean flying across the room. “Demon blood,” he said, his voice a low, unfamiliar growl. “Who knew it could make me so strong, so…powerful.”

Dean dragged himself slowly to his feet. “You know, it’s people like you who are ruining professional sports.”

With a gesture Sam pinned his brother to the wall. “You’re just jealous, Dean. You’ve always been jealous.”

“Nah. Actually, I’ve been downing some mystical Gatorade of my own.”

“Oh yeah? What?”

Suddenly, Sam found himself flat on his back. Above him, Dean grinned.

“Angel spunk.”

~END~

Yes, I know, the build-up was longer than the story. Er, "story."

*slinks away*

Comments

[siria]

Oh, honey.

[ebrooklynw.livejournal.com]

*cackles*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

YOU MADE ME DO IT!

You too, Stewart!

[everysecondtues.livejournal.com]

I have to admit that I am laughing. Also, ♥ banter.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Aw, man! I should have known you were the friend I should have turned to with my SUBTLE and SOPHISTICATED sense of humor!

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

\o/!!!!!!!

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Thank you! See, the internets understand me! :D

[siria]

I disavow all knowledge!

And I'm sure Jon Stewart is a big Dean/Castiel shipper.

[lavvyan.livejournal.com]

Oh man.

[cathexys.livejournal.com]

LOL.

[notpoetry.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*

[tavabean.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[wyomingnot.livejournal.com]

I needed a good, strong LOL. Thank you for providing it.

:)

[charlie-d-blue.livejournal.com]

LMAO.

[ebrooklynw.livejournal.com]

*blush* well, you know that Angel's been riding Dean hard. And The Het writers don't understand why that's funny. And that's sad :(

[lillian13.livejournal.com]

Your brain is a very scary place. But I like it!

[janne-d.livejournal.com]

Dude. I laughed out loud and I don't even watch the show. That was brilliant.

[suaine.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that I think this is a pretty good approximation of this season? Also, haha :D

[taurenova.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

Have I told you lately that you're awesome.

*dies laughing some more*

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Are you saying that Korax doesn't understand the slash? Oh, she is going to cut you.

[sorrelchestnut.livejournal.com]

Okay, I admit, I laughed. A lot.

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, what I would GIVE to read Jon Stewart's fanfiction.

(Note: I am not offering my soul; we all know that Dean's the only one for whom that ends in angelsex.)

[siria]

It's probably a self-insert bromance with him and Stephen Colbert trying to defeat Sauron.

This is not going to stop until you've got me reading Dean/Castiel, is it?

[trinityofone.livejournal.com]

It's probably a self-insert bromance with him and Stephen Colbert trying to defeat Sauron.

Okay, I am rethinking my previous statement, re: my soul.

This is not going to stop until you've got me reading Dean/Castiel, is it?

No, it's not going to stop until I've got you WRITING Dean/Castiel. *vbeg*

[julii-wolfe.livejournal.com]

you know, it sounds like something that Joss Whedon would run in his shows with the showing, but no one actually verbalizing how Dean got a hold of the fluids in question.

*snicker*