Fic: Five Ways the World Won't End

I'm a compulsive writer. I started this on Saturday because I was bored and couldn't concentrate on my reading; yesterday I finished it and I thought, "Hey, maybe my friends list'll get a kick out of this." So here it is.

FIVE WAYS THE WORLD WON'T END

Being Five Apocalyptic Scenarios starring Five Sets of Original Characters and featuring: a heavy debt to Shaun of the Dead, a lesser debt to Ray Bradbury, one obscure song lyric quote, two non-obscure song lyric quotes, multiple T.S. Eliot misquotes, Spielberg aliens vs. Emmerich aliens, funny L.A. jokes, a bad Lost joke, an extended U2 joke that no one will get but me, and a cameo by youwerefabulous.

( I. Plague )

( II. Zombies )

Parts III-V

Fic: Five Ways the World Won't End, Part II

Continued from Parts I-II

( III. Nuclear Fallout )

( IV. Asteroid )

( V. Aliens )

CREDITS
or Coming Not-at-All Soon to a Bookstore Near You!

Part I: The Chambers of the Sea
Part II: a sorta fairytale*
Part III: The Hanged Men
Part IV: The Summer of Love
Part V: Heroes & Villains*

*Working title

I hope that was all at least mildly distracting. I just couldn't write all that and never let it see the light of day, you know? Anyway. Have a happy apocalypse.