Can you see me now?

ETA: All right, I think I get the general picture. Y'all can stop torturing yourselves now. (And thank you to those who already did!)

Okay, I'm trying to do something cool (read: dorky) with fonts for my Urban Legend Challenge, due tomorrow. The only problem is, I'm afraid that all the shiny pretty fonts that are showing up for me won't be visible for you. So I'd really appreciate it if you'd do me a favor and fill out this

( Helpful fic font poll )

Thank you, thank you, thank you to anybody who actually took the time to fill that horrendous thing out. Um. Now's probably not a good time to tell you that the story doesn't even have any sex in it, is it?

Smutlet: The Sea It Swells

Links of the day:

1. siriaeve explains the glory of the Shirt Removal of Rage with caps of Joe Flanigan in Family Album.

2. niannah linked to this really great essay on Male Bisexuality.

Also, because I tortured my flist with an annoying poll earlier, and because I felt like it, here is some porn. It's an outtake from a story I'm working on (Don't look at me like that, wychwood!) and in it, John and Rodney are 18 and 16, respectively. Unless that bothers you, in which case you can just tell yourself that they're just kind of immature for their ages. (Not far from the truth.)

So. Insta-porn:

Title: The Sea It Swells
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: John/Rodney (weird, so weird to call them Sheppard & McKay if they're teenagers)
Length: ~1000 words
Summary: AU PWP. I need you with me on this, Rodney.

( The Sea It Swells )

And now I'm going to go have pancakes, because apparently today is Pancake Day. It's a Catholic thing. *shrugs the shrug of the religiously oblivious but well-fed*