First Monday Fic: Five Things Julian Lodge Feels While Getting Fucked

Actually, this is not so much fic as cheating at the Five Things Meme by prompting myself. But last night in the slow hour between 10 and 11 I had to wait for my download to end and for spazatron to finish watching Nip/Tuck, and I wanted to write something. And I missed by bowtied boy.

Five Things Julian Lodge Feels While Getting Fucked
~875 words, NC-17, Julian/BYOH (Bring Your Own Hewlett)

( No. 1: Shame )

Crossed wires; Five Things

wychwood sent this to me, a real screencap of her del.icio.us page:



It's like an advert from another universe! (Also, dude, I totally want one of those on my phone.)

In the last..er, hour or so, I have been contemplating the fact that my only contribution to the Five Things Meme has been a cheat. I don't think I'd be able to do as good a job as some of the other people I've seen (especially cereta—have you read her entries? They're wonderful), but, I can do something slightly different: a Puddlejumpers Edition.

This is the meme, for those who don't rememeber or (miraculously!) haven't seen it:

You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section. (examples: "Five Phrases Batman Will Never Say", or "Five Jobs House Wishes He Had" or "Five Things Dean Will Never, Ever Tell Sam"). Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Serious or fun!

Puddlejumpers prompts only, please. (Though if you're desperate for something else, and you sneak it in there, I may very well answer. WHO KNOWS?)

Five Things Meme: Part I

For springwoof: ( Five magazine covers the band was featured on (and why Rodney hates them). )