The Surreal Life, part...84,000?

Last night, working the gift lounge for the Hollywood Life Breakthrough Awards, I received a manly handshake from Oliver Stone, exchanged small talk with Rufus Sewell, got an enveloping hug from Adam Beach (I was giving out JetBlue flight vouchers) and took home a rather obscene amount of swag, including a pair of jeans that almost even fits me! (If I stop eating so much holiday food, they will.) But all of that pales in comparison to my excitement that...

Our red carpet made Go Fug Yourself!

WIN.

(Also, listening to this song over and over and over makes everything better.)