One of the Turtles movies features a large, animatronic, dignified rat speaking the words, 'Ha ha. I made a funny.'
I'm easily amused. *g*
As furthur proof: the below drabble is the cop-out, far-too-obvious response to the song. I'm going to try for a deeper take on it later, though. Thought you might get a kick out of this one in the meantime.
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“You laugh, you die.”
Rodney raised his hands. “Not a peep.” His lips twitched.
“Next time, you’re the diplomatic sacrifice.” He tugged the hem lower.
“Really, the kole is quite… attractive.”
Sheppard eyed his boxers longingly. “You’d think these guys would adapt a little. It’s too damn cold to be a Ten Commandments reject.”
“It’s ceremonial. Plus, the alternative is sand.” A meaningful look at the boxers.
Rodney was flirting with the phrase ‘almost pretty’ – and possibly death – when Sheppard strapped his knife in place. On his thigh. High.
Rodney was suddenly very glad for large hands. Among other things.
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God help me: A prelude to skirt!porn.
Date: 2006-03-09 08:29 pm (UTC)I'm easily amused. *g*
As furthur proof: the below drabble is the cop-out, far-too-obvious response to the song. I'm going to try for a deeper take on it later, though. Thought you might get a kick out of this one in the meantime.
*******
“You laugh, you die.”
Rodney raised his hands. “Not a peep.” His lips twitched.
“Next time, you’re the diplomatic sacrifice.” He tugged the hem lower.
“Really, the kole is quite… attractive.”
Sheppard eyed his boxers longingly. “You’d think these guys would adapt a little. It’s too damn cold to be a Ten Commandments reject.”
“It’s ceremonial. Plus, the alternative is sand.” A meaningful look at the boxers.
Rodney was flirting with the phrase ‘almost pretty’ – and possibly death – when Sheppard strapped his knife in place. On his thigh. High.
Rodney was suddenly very glad for large hands. Among other things.
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